Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

the torpedo factory is in Alexandria, I just had a beer and gained some clarity

Well, I'm happy to be an American. If you want change in this coutry, it is possible. That's what makes it great. I don't understand why so many Americans complain about how horrible this country is, yet they still live here, enjoy the freedoms that our "terrorism" has provided, and then collect their unemployment or welfare check. If you want change, then change it. Harry S. Truman got so pissed off that he ran for a small local office in his farm town. So many people liked the change that he brought about in their area, that they kept voting him into higher and higher offices in the State and eventually federal governments. All the way up to the Vice Presidency, and then President after FDR croaked. If you're bitching and you're and American, well why don't you get involved? Ooh, I know you're not an American. But I hear shit like this all the time. Complaining won't get you anywhere unless you're complaining to someone who cares about your vote, so call your Congressman, Reprsenative, Governor, Party or whatever. Political change isn't impossible. It is if you're sitting on your ass complaining though. America is a great nation, but still imperfect. Sometimes corrupt? Yes. But terrorist?

America is like the Roman Empire without the orgies. Well, I still have orgies, but I'm in the minority.

God, that's a good point. I haven't been to a proper orgy in ages!

I know what you mean completely. I'm not in any way saying that the US is perfect, pretty far from it I think. And I know what you mean about the pettiness that prevails over our society like a plague. Everyone's offended at something. I was just trying to say that if you look at the good in America, it still overwhelms the bad in my opinion. It's the "in" thing to be anti-American, but all the complaints are meaningless without actually doing something about it. It's like those arm-chair quarterbacks that talk shit about their favorite team that lost, as if they could've won the game themselves. My response to them is the same, if you really think you can do it better, then do it! I was really hoping someone would take the bait and propose a better system of government. I really can't think of one, but I'm open to any ideas.............

Yeah I think that's enough America bashing. So in the spirit of Mobile, Alabama I've decided to rewrite the Ten Commandments sloth style...

The Ten Commandments of Sloth

I.
I am the Sloth, who has brought thee out of the land of tyranny, into the era of the Pax Acidus. Thou shalt have no other sloths before me.

II.
If there are no intoxicants around then thou shalt sleepest at least 12 hours every night in sorrow and boredom.

III.
Thou shalt not visit other web sites besides Pax Acidus. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them. Thou must removest thy underwear before logging on the the Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior.

IV.
Remember the Sloth's birthday, September 19th, and keep it holy, by sending him lots of money.

V.
Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long. Unless of course they never givest thou any money. Then thou should havest them commiited to an old folks home, and then thou should takest over their bank account.

VI.
Thou shalt not kill. Unless of course that someone opposes the will of the Sloth.

VII.
Thou shalt not commit marriage.

VIII.
Thou shalt not steal unless thou givest a percentage to the Sloth.

IX.
Thou shalt not sell bad pills at clubs to thy neighbors.

X.
If thou art a fit female, at age 16, though shalt surrender thy virginity to the nearest Bottle of Blue studio.

Sarah you are such a Goddess! It's easy to be a free focused thinking liberal chick where I live- where the homosexual population is more right wing then me (besides, of course Dan Savage, a hero)- but fuck girl, you are in the shit, and you think. I love you so much for that. Your words turn me on baby! You better not come to Seattle because I know for a fact that Rosie and I would jump you, suck you and hump you. Keep that beautiful mind active. You make me love life.

Today I'm in a gay indoor soccer tournament. I guess every team is allowed two straight players. We are going against the top gay indoor soccer team from Canada. When I get back I have to deejay. Sarah if you get this write back and tell me what song you would love to hear. I’ll play it and even if you don’t hear it 3,000 miles away in my mind I will know it’s just for you.

you really do scare me sometimes. I was just listening to stuck inside mobile with the memphis blues again and laughing at Bob, then I got back on here and saw what you were playing at Kinkora's -- yes, play that one!!

i want to hear "sylvia plath "
and "sister morphine"

I wish I had a Sylvia Plath...

actually i've started seeing a girl who's almost as crazy as Sylvia Plath. her name is Marley and she looks like Thora Birch in Ghost World. She is actually the reason I have been posting as much lately and I need to apologize.

sorry pax, but those crazy chicks take up LOTS of time. just ask rosie...

now if only I could find one of those catwoman masks...

Ask Marley if she knows me. I think we met at Summerfest when we were fifteen.

i don't take up anyones time, so i don't know what you are talking about.

Girls DO take up alot of time. I completely agree with Kyle, i havent checked the BB in a day. (note: thats a long time for me considering i live in front of a computer) Therefore, logical reasoning would leave you to believe that ooh is VERY busy with his new girl and MC is too obsessed with getting 1000 posts to even have a girlfriend. Anyways, i have to go to my girlfriends house and have a margarita or two or three........

co dependence

hey bozo, why don't you fucking die?