Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

i know all about being a lazy bum. i can sit under my desk for four hours on end, doing nothing but banging my head to the tabletop. the other day i spent three hours trying to sneeze and burp at the same time. (i was in the end successful, in case you were going to ask). you know you're lazy when you rest yourself long before actually getting tired, and boy, i sure like to do that.

but still. i remember how a few weeks ago rosie complained, in characteristically sweet-and-severe words, how there is still no music thread, or film thread on this bb of bs. i wish to second that motion.

i was going to write about how "italian for beginners" is the best movie i've seen in 2002, or how roots manuva is number one in my cd player. but i can't, because there is no proper place to post it.

ooh, we all know you are firstly busy with your writing career and secondly in love, and therefore can't really be bothered. (by the way, i wish you luck in love and easy orgasms.) however, please reconsider. the future of the first world rests in your hands, or something.

(by the way, i sent you my mug shot for posting as PA wallpaper about 2 weeks ago but please don't put it up anymore-- it's too fucking ugly.)

We have a sex, drugs, and rock n roll section for music.

There is no cinema section because I don't like cinema except for DVDs because I can watch them naked in bed and smoke and drink which makes them bearable.

But as I realize the universe does not revolve around me I will set up a Cinema section.

What should it be called? Cinema, Movies, or Film?

-ooh

cinema. and what about the art section???
please respond to my e mail

There should be an art section that includes whatever people think art is. Movies, tv, painting, sculpture, yellow snow. Whatever.

atleast im not the only one who ooh ignores hehe... ahh... its nice to be online again. did everybody miss me?

Rosie you sent me an email? Also I hung out with Christie and Katherine yesterday and we got pickled pissed together and went on the London Eye which was cool. Today they are off to Venice and I am jealous.

yes i did about two months ago. i really want an art and music section.
sex drugs, ...makes me feel like i am still living in the eighties with eric bogosian as the moderator. itis a good one for parties, but not art. most tv is not art , so art and music should be together, while cinema and tv hold their own.

oh yea i remember that now.

one arts section coming up.

okay and i'll even make you the moderator.

i'll make it up to you in prague

I tried to be the first person to post on Art but it didn't work. I also found out it didn't work after writing 10,000 words about the importance of Art. Words now lost forever.

a little embarrased last night mccutcheon?
like a lamb being slaughtered?
just say hi.

Yeah, I was embarrased for you.

embarassed for me because i went out with you.
those people like you.