Bulletin Board Upgrade

Post by **Sloth** » Tue Dec 11, 2001 1:21 am

Okay I upgraded to the latest and greatest ubb. I hope you guys like it!

The new features are subtle but I think an improvement.

Give me a few days to get the bugs ironed out.

peace

<Jacline> · Post by **<Jacline>** » Thu Dec 13, 2001 1:02 am

Wow this bulletin board is much better than the old one. Ooh, you are quite the Web designer. I bet you do all this for free too, don't you. If I were in London I would give you a kiss.

- Jacline

Post by **Sloth** » Thu Dec 13, 2001 5:51 pm

Thanks Jacline,

Its always nice to be appreciated.

-ooh

rabbit · Post by **rabbit** » Sun Dec 16, 2001 4:16 am

ooh is the shit. everyone knows that

Post by **mccutcheon** » Sun Dec 16, 2001 8:45 am

So I'm at this party, I've been at a party every night for the last week...Xmas parties are killing my life. Let’s see. I’ve been to four parties in a row and am supposed to be going to another one tonight. Wow I'm there and I'm not. I’m not sure it’s time to celebrate though, what with W. Ryder getting arrested and having drugs on her. It just doesn’t seem appropriate. Somehow I will plow on though.... And I'm at this party and escaped to find a computer and get on line and the woman who waxes pussy for a living and is hot and very cool asked me what does it mean to rate members. I don't know. Time to go back to the party. There are models about, one with tattoos over her breasts and a DJ and other things that make me tingle and smirk.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Sun Dec 16, 2001 9:32 am

I've just been sent to get booze and I'm surrounded by happiness and flesh. The girls on the catwalk are very good. The woman who waxes pussy is super fine and in a tiny bitty piece that turns me on. She just leaned over and said, “I like you Matt. I spent three hours on your website last night while on drugs.” I smiled back. What else could I do, except move closer to the changing room, where the curtain is half open, where all the models are gettin' naked in-between there struts? A good view to be fuckin' sure! And it’s a party. Another one. Killing me slowly without complaint.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Sun Dec 16, 2001 10:11 am

So today Kelsea (the 8 year old girl who I now live with) told me I need a girlfriend, and she said her name would be Amanda. One of the models, who I thought was the hottest, a girl of my dreams, leaned over and asked me if I feel in love with her. I almost told the truth and said ‘YES!’ but of course I didn’t. I just kept dancing. And Anne, who I like so much, said she met Amber in the dressing room and said, ‘she is so foxy!’ and then I was asked why do I keep disappearing. I will never tell. It’s to write this of course. It’s now another night I never want to end and a morning I can’t face. I have to get back to hug Anne and watch Amber dance.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Sun Dec 16, 2001 10:14 am

to clarify Amber and Amanda and all that will be done tomorrow, if ever, now is not the time to clarify. fuck i can't see straight and am feeling like a drunken pervert. bye for tonight. and that counts too! ha

rabbit · Post by **rabbit** » Sun Dec 16, 2001 11:23 am

mcutcheon, i feel ya. i went to this office party at my bosses house and it was incredible. since im the youngest employee at the IS department, (underage mind you) they decided to just watch me get trashed. i saw pictures of me yesterday and they were horrible. i was feeling up one of my coworkers and oh man. not pretty. i took hell today at work. oh well, it was all in fun and games. right? i sure as hell hope so.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Sun Dec 16, 2001 11:33 am

Rosie, Anne here... and off she goes...
i was modeling pussy at this party, bitch! just like a man! when i noticed this woman was super horny for me. i never get a man so this was real foxy and i didn't know what to do. i smiled and let her grab my pussy. what a rarity. she left me at the party bitch. she is just like a man.
i saw a man. i invited him to the party. he kept leaving and i could'nt understand why. is he a druggie or a pervert who knows i am having too much fun taking my clothes off and talking to my friends, but everytime this boy shows up i love to see him watching me. so I'm with McCutcheon and ...and now mcCutcheon is taking back over, and the reason i have to take over because she won't write about breaking up with the Brazilian
... fuck it we have to go!

Post by **mccutcheon** » Sun Dec 16, 2001 9:57 pm

boy is it fun making all this shit up.

<sarah> · Post by **<sarah>** » Mon Dec 17, 2001 1:12 am

And it's all so fun to read.

Especially this:
"So then I’m in the back changing room and A is topless and getting into a silk vintage dress. She has breasts that make God smug of himself, and I tie up the back of it, I am touching her back and the back of her neck and my fingers brush her hair and skin and I’m so close my knees go weak"

Today I pretended to be a domestic goddess and baked chocolate chip cookies. Now, that's fun.

ROSEMARY · Post by **ROSEMARY** » Mon Dec 17, 2001 4:26 am

MC CUTCHEY
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,YOU DIDN'T MAKE ANY OF IT UP. NICE TRY BUDDY

Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Dec 17, 2001 4:34 am

Don't give away my secrets! I have lots of fun with you. Last night was one of the best nights of my year. See you soon! Today I rest and work on the novel.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Dec 17, 2001 8:54 am

Last night, I’m not sure when it ended and this new day began, it looks the same to me, dark and rainy, but the sunshine inside of the last few hours has been bright. I’ll do my best to articulate. The models at the store weren’t of the skinny tall mannequin variety; they were real girls, real fucking hot. Rosie and Amanda or Amber. I’ll call her A for now. And it’s amazing what you can get yourself into when you are wasted and just don’t care. Like last night (or was it the day before or the day before that one?) I see A on the stage dancing and I can’t look away and Rosie is next to her and I want to be between them, I even ask Rosie if we can all go home together, though I was never answered. So then I’m in the back changing room and A is topless and getting into a silk vintage dress. She has breasts that make God smug of himself, and I tie up the back of it, I am touching her back and the back of her neck and my fingers brush her hair and skin and I’m so close my knees go weak. And BAM! I want to come because I realize this half naked Goddess whose name I can’t even get right-- but it might be prophetic if she is the one Kelsea told me to meet-- well I realize as I’m so close to this woman who I so want to fuck, make love to, marry, that she is the girl who I have seen before…..and this is what I wrote on another post…..

http://paxacidus.com/cgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=5&t=000014

and even though i got the eyes wrong (her eyes are brown)i got so much of it right and I touched her and she told me that we will met again because it's a small world, and that if I see her I should come right up and say hello and I told her to do the same.

She asked me last night if I feel in love with her, she could sense it between us. She didn't really even have to ask.