Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

You mad motherfuckers have gotten far ahead of me. I am at work hungover and since I have fuck all to do but babysit my bookstore today, I am gonna read all your posts. Gee I wish I was outside reading at the beach...

Let's go to fuckin' Golden Gates!!!

Tomorrow we should go to Golden Gardens.

what time you thinking of heading to golden gardens? maybe i'll tag along, eh? cheers~nabi

I got a footie match and then it's USA vs Mexico. Count me out. But watch out I heard people have been getting hit by trains out there.

Also Doug is having a 4th of July party and wants to include the bottle of blue. Now, I'm not too sure I know what 4th of July is but I heard people drink all day and eat potato salad so it sounds good to me.

Last 4th of July I went to the airport, sang German pop songs, played street hockey with little munchkins and at night made love to Julia for hours so that was pretty good.

I already got two parties to go to. Once is a techno dj barbeque (yum) event and the other is out at Sarah's new house.

Any lonely Seattleites who like beaches, drinks, bad literature, and even badder sloths?

I'll go to Sarah's house.

Okay cool. Party tonight at Sarah's. We should leave around 9PM.

Tonight? I thought you were talking about the 4th of July? Sometimes I wonder about you Slothie.