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A 1...2...3...everybody do fake spam posts!

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Fake spam posts you heard it right! Lets hear it folks, Im sure the Paxacidus creativity will shine through!
marky
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Clothespins on sale! What a bargain

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If youve ever lamented the money you spent on menial tasks such as buying clothes pins, get ready (said New Order)! For you can get a giant big box of clothes pins for only $1.99 thats right! A dollar ninety-nine! And Nico will come back from the dead and be your goth lady for the night!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH IT ONLY COSTS 9 BILLION DOLLARS!!!! But watch out, shes a vampire!

Jesus christ. I need more or less champagne, you let me know which.
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I really really do want Nico to be my vampire girlfriend.
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UNDEAD UNDEAD UNDEAD
THE VIRGINAL BRIDES FILE PAST HIS TOMB


damnit Pixie you know the song dont you? The classic Bauhaus "Bela Lugosis Dead"?

My browser still wont let me type apostrophes. I apologize.
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