Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

My Name is Vince,
I am 50 years old Married with 4 children. I live in Philadelphia, Pa, and have a Home in NAZI-New Jersey......... I have stumbled onto a Conspiracy with the Law Enforcement community, and the Bush administration so Big, your head wont be able to take in what's happening.........First, I must tell you, I am of Sound Mind......Although, my information will tell you otherwise at first......, But, all I ask is for you to hear what I have to say, then ask yourself, is it Possible?.........I would sincerely like to meet with you in Person, I have no Idea who you are, But, after seeing how much you like Abby, I want to talk with you..........Abby was Killed by the People I'm going to tell you about..These Individuals are Brainwashed from early Childhood, I witnessed this with my own eyes........They really have their COVERT "Shit" together........They have ways of Identifying one another while talking out in Public, without letting others Know they are on the same track............They trade GIFTS, and do FAVOURS for one another even though they have never met before........Please, I have Volumes to explain, just to let you Know who and what type of Individuals we are dealing with, I want to tell you some of their Jobs.......I've witnessed Deacons of the Catholic Church, Priests, Nurses, Doctors, Psychotherapists, KIDS, They have people in EVERY Restaurant from Florida, to Canada.......They use TOWN WATCH, AA, NA, and any group that gets people to divulge information about their selves and Others, so as to COLLECT this information to be used against these People at Later Dates.........I now Believe it to be an Extension of MKULTRA, and COINTELPRO..........Bartenders are Drugging individuals at the Command of Law Enforcement.........If they feel you are a Threat to Their National security or the Community, You Get DOSED...........If you are outspoken Like ABBY, a woman get close to you and even Marry you, this woman will relay information to others about you, this woman will Have your Kids.........If you are a Danger to their Cause, they will separate you from others that can damage their cause..........I have a lot to tell you..............Please contact me.............Vince Rodgers......Cell Phone#...267-235-6629......Don't stop trying to get in touch with me, I think you may be able to help me get this out to the People, Please Identify yourself as ABBY'S FRIEND, and I will Know who you are..............Thank You

Any time someone starts a letter by trying to ensure you that they are sane... it probably means that their sanity is frequently questioned by those around them.

I do believe that people throw around the Nazi comparison a little too freely these days.

Really, what are you a Nazi or something?

Is that the guy's real name and phone number? If so, I think Sloth is a secret part of the plot this guy is trying to expose.

well it is true, bartenders are dosing me, everytime I go into a bar I start to feel different, not myself, after a while. Even cooler. And we all know that women ARE trying to get information out of us all the time. "Where are you going?" "Why do you smell like perfume?" "Why is there a butt-plug stuffed in your ass? I thought you were going golfing."

And in classic form there is that "I assure you I am of sane mind." That's the old Edgar Allen Poe technique for starting out a story and letting you know the character is anything but sane.

So are these things ailiens, neo-cons, nazis, pink fluffy bunnies disguised as ailens disguised as nazis living inside neo-cons before they crawl out and then up your wife's vagina and then come out as your kid only to make you dedicate your life to NASCAR ten years from now? I'm confused but I think I'm going to go out and start killing people right now.