NYC state of emergency

Tommy Martyn · Post by **Tommy Martyn** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 9:18 pm

Mayor Bloomberg today held a press conference to declare a state of emergency. Puzzled reporters questioned his decision, pointing out that the city had handled worse situations than the current blizzard. Bloomberg appeared somewhat distraught before launching into an expletive laden tirade.

"I'm not talking about shome shitty snowstorm mother fucker. I'm talking about the visit to this city by Mr Martino. That cunt is a one man disaster waiting to happen. Bubble wrapping the buildings and hiding the taxis will cost us millions. Why can't he stay in fucking Berlin."

There then followed a period of confusion in the audience with various bemused reporters asking for clarificartion along the lines of was this about a Martini or a tomato?

Mayor Bloomberg was involved in a scuffle that saw him manhandled from the podium. But not before he had the chance to deliver one last warning into the microphone.

"Beware. He will bleed all over you!"

Post by **mccutcheon** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:04 am

Tommy you should come at the same time. But New York might not be big enough for the both of you.

martino · Post by **martino** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:41 am

fuckinell!

Myke115 · Post by **Myke115** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:01 am

i want to meet martino.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:03 am

yes you should lover.

Myke115 · Post by **Myke115** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:05 am

at least log in if you're going to sweet talk me you too blued eyed scruffy good looks hunk of a man you.

marky · Post by **marky** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 9:16 am

This whole thread has me in hysterics. Have I just had too many beers or what?

Christ, I love you guys. I love being here. I mean, I do enjoy the music freak message board very very much, but then I come here and it's like a total chill-out room at a rave or something. I can just take off my shoes, put my feet up, relax among friends without having to deal with any of these...music- obsessed ego trappings that go along with the other board. It's such a relief, it really is.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 3:45 pm

I'm Orbing.

unbeknownst · Post by **unbeknownst** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:10 am

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Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 3:32 pm

you mean besides Myke?

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I will try to remove it today.

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unbeknownst · Post by **unbeknownst** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 10:50 pm

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