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NYC state of emergency
Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 9:18 pm
by Tommy Martyn
Mayor Bloomberg today held a press conference to declare a state of emergency. Puzzled reporters questioned his decision, pointing out that the city had handled worse situations than the current blizzard. Bloomberg appeared somewhat distraught before launching into an expletive laden tirade.
"I'm not talking about shome shitty snowstorm mother fucker. I'm talking about the visit to this city by Mr Martino. That cunt is a one man disaster waiting to happen. Bubble wrapping the buildings and hiding the taxis will cost us millions. Why can't he stay in fucking Berlin."
There then followed a period of confusion in the audience with various bemused reporters asking for clarificartion along the lines of was this about a Martini or a tomato?
Mayor Bloomberg was involved in a scuffle that saw him manhandled from the podium. But not before he had the chance to deliver one last warning into the microphone.
"Beware. He will bleed all over you!"
The Germans are coming!!!
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:04 am
by mccutcheon
Tommy you should come at the same time. But New York might not be big enough for the both of you.
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:41 am
by martino
fuckinell!
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:01 am
by Myke115
i want to meet martino.
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:03 am
by Guest
yes you should lover.
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:05 am
by Myke115
at least log in if you're going to sweet talk me you too blued eyed scruffy good looks hunk of a man you.
Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 9:16 am
by marky
This whole thread has me in hysterics. Have I just had too many beers or what?
Christ, I love you guys. I love being here. I mean, I do enjoy the music freak message board very very much, but then I come here and it's like a total chill-out room at a rave or something. I can just take off my shoes, put my feet up, relax among friends without having to deal with any of these...music- obsessed ego trappings that go along with the other board. It's such a relief, it really is.
little fluffy clouds
Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 3:45 pm
by mccutcheon
I'm Orbing.
virus
Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:10 am
by unbeknownst
theres a fookin virus on this site, yo!
Virus
Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 3:32 pm
by mccutcheon
you mean besides Myke?
Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:25 pm
by Sloth
Guest is right.
This site makes my VirusScan program go fookin' crazy. So I turned it off. I can't for the life of me figure out where it is though.
My scanners show its infected with a
Any ideas would be appreciated. I did take down the whole BB of BB and post fresh code but that didn't seem to help.
Here is the virus information for those who want to know:
http://us.mcafee.com/virusInfo/default. ... s_k=101033
I am not sure how the site got infected, but Firefox users are unaffected.
Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:28 pm
by Sloth
Oh shit... I found it... those little fuckers.
I will try to remove it today.
Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:50 pm
by Sloth
Okay I removed the virus from the site.
What the attacker did was exploit a security flaw in the BB of BB to rewrite all the index.html files on the site with malicious code.
The bad news is that I cannot patch the BB of BB... so this may happen again until I can set aside a chunk of a few hours to figure out why the bb of bb cannot be patched normally. We've been hit twice now so I guess today would be a good day!
virus
Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 10:50 pm
by unbeknownst
thanks, man! it was makin me fookin crazy!!!!