I have something very important to say

[Tom]

Yesterday I went to see ***** and we got reallly ***** and then I rented this film called ***** and it was really good.

I ate some ***** and watched ***** and then I talked to ***** who really likes *****.

But the best part of it is that ***** called ***** and saw him ****** his best friend in the ****** and I couldn't believe it because he said that he ***** and also used to date ***** but that she is a big fan of ***** and likes to listen to the music of ****** and used to remix songs for this group called *****.

So, we went to this musuem called ***** down by the ***** and then we ran into ****** who is a artist for **** and who also ***** and then Matt called ***** who got into a fight with ****** and of course he plays bass guitar for *****.
so, then I went home and played with my ***** and afterwards I watched a lot of N A S C A R.

[mccutcheon]

get back to work ya ****. someone has *** much time on their hands.