Well its day 3 of the Pax Acidus reunion and its 11:03 AM and we just woke up, took some pills, and cracked open some ice cold Stellas.
Matt asked me to post, so I decided to copy one of his love letters to Amanda the Panda and post it, in an attempt to humilate him and also give you, the Pax Acidus reader, a never before seen glimpse of this man's soul:
Amada,
Oh how much do I love Amanda?! Yes, well I=d have to say so muchers, yeah just so fucking muchers!!!. So muchers do I love the pretty babyers Amanda. I hope to make her my wife sometime because she understands me, let=s me be me. And I hope to let her be her, I want her to be able to do the things that she wants to do, to go away from me and keep our love. I know she is young, and I love her for that, for her young fit body, those breasts I love to kiss, but I want her to know that I will love her until the day she dies. Even when she starts to sag and get fat (as long as she doesn=t get as fat as me) and I will love her til the end of time. So I sit and write these words and I think of my love and how much I love her. Some days she doesn=t sense it, and I don=t know if it=s all my fault or the fact that she is a young woman, first time in love, and hopefully in love with me forever! So what to do? I have to show her some way. And I=m not big on words. I usually keep my thoughts and words to myself. I only open up when I write. So computer, now I have you turned on and ready to go what to do?. I hope we become good friends computer. I think we will. But I regress. Back to the important stuff. Back to the important subject. Back to my love. Amanda the subject of my love. How to tell Amanda how much I love her? Well I think sometimes I can=t express my feelings in spoken language like I said. Hemingway said, A writer doesn=t speak, he writes. I agree with this. So what do I do to show my love, to show Amanda that I love her? I know. I will write her a love letter. And with you computer, I=ll be able to write her many more love letters.
Amanda I love you! XoLoVex0xL0VEoxLovExoxoXoX0xoLovexox0xoXox0LOvE
McCutcheon (or Matt, in case you didn=t know it was me)
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Of course when I asked him if he wanted to get together with Amanda while I was in New York, he looked extremely hurt, and then told my wife that two weeks after we were married I exposed myself to her within 15 minutes of meeting her.
It's true of course, but only a blurry memory. My defense is, of course, I was drunk. Unfortunately, that excuse only works in Scotland, where everyone is drunk all the time, including the judges and the juries.
So if Pax Acidus ever registers itself as a corporation or other type of limited liability company we are going to to it in Glascow. Why, you ask? Because of Bobby G, and Irvine W, and Renton, and all the others who claim to hate England so much but all choose to live in North London.
I lost my virginity on Holloway road, you know. The fucker didn't even tip me. Bastard.
It's true of course, but only a blurry memory. My defense is, of course, I was drunk. Unfortunately, that excuse only works in Scotland, where everyone is drunk all the time, including the judges and the juries.
So if Pax Acidus ever registers itself as a corporation or other type of limited liability company we are going to to it in Glascow. Why, you ask? Because of Bobby G, and Irvine W, and Renton, and all the others who claim to hate England so much but all choose to live in North London.
I lost my virginity on Holloway road, you know. The fucker didn't even tip me. Bastard.
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Kate Moss isn't here.
Slothers and I have moved fr0m the Johhnny Cash to Prilam Screama dnwe are listeing to that song with Kate Moss and I'm likke that beautiful girels is preggos and he was like "who would sleep with her?"
We have not stopped laughing.
We have not stopped laughing.
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music and drugs and love
Country Blues # 1 is over. We go with Marky's version of Blondie Heart of Glass. I'm soi fucking high and never want to com e down. Butthat will take us back to Primal Scream,This is the t9me that sepertaes the boys from the girls. this is the tim tyhat seperates all of life from Pax Acid us qnd it is no chance that is is only Mc Cuctcheon and the Sloth still standing--- sorta of.
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I hope this is all in the name of fun
I'm mixing the Doors and Air. Is that illegal? It feels like it should be. Let's get it on.
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I've just dicoverfed this. Sloyh was like Devil made me do it. I was like you bettert paray as I beat yoiure ass.