Freak of the nature

[Tom]

I need to be studied by science-because I grew over 1/2inch in the last 6mos.

I have felt growing pains for the last few months-and have felt taller week by week. I've noticed little things-like having to adjust the shower head, eye-level line of sight changing....very weird.

Anyway-my friends have noticed as well...and I have now measured myself to find that I am taller than I ever used to be. I have marks on the wall of my parent's kitchen....random marks from over the years..as recent as about a year ago. I measured and re-measured and had other people measure...always the same result-I grew. I am just over 6'2"now....

By 40 I expect to be 10'2".

[guest]

has your willy been growing too?

[Tom]

However-

I bought new sneakers this weekend and had to buy 12 and a half's...I used to buy 11 1/2.

[bfj]

this could actually be a medical condition. It's not normal. Happened to a guy in China, got up to 8'6" then died suddenly.

[Sloth]

See a doctor or else sign up for the Knicks.