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Dick is a fart bag.
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Do you mean Cheney? Because he's actually said two pretty cool things lately. First, he stuck up for his lesbian daughter and slammed Bush's anti-gay constitutional amendment stance. Then today I read he said he didn't feel it was his place to judge Kerry's service in Vietnam, or any Vietnam veteran because he didn't serve himself. Now why can't Bush say that? I honestly feel the same. Even if it were the most horrible Republican I don't think it's right for people to go poking around and judging what happened or didn't happen to veterans in a time of war.
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Still, pussy muncher daughter or not. He is a fart bag. Marky, many people think he is the reason we went to war. There is blood on his hands.
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I'm well aware of that, McC, not trying to put a halo over his head. I just wondered if there was anything that prompted you to bash him at this particular time.
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He was on tv.
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Good enough for me.
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This ain't Ronnie's STAR WARS

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Dick Cheney is a fart bag like Darth Vader and his gay lesbo daughter is like Luke Skywalker. We need Han Solo more than ever. And John Kerry ain't Yoda. But that is okay. Because ANY E.T. BODY OR BUDDY BUT BUSH. The force not be with us.
Why do I over simplify and extranet my metaphor? Because it is the only language Bush can understand. If you think deep you ain't a Greek philosophizer but a flip flopper. No need to know the real issues, or facts that have hard questions and that need thought behind them. Bush will spell it all out, wrongly, and in the end be worse than Hamlet. Warmonger who will burn in hell.
(Not the hell Luna and I am going to-- but that is a happy story with sex drugs and rock and roll. Bush's hell will frozen over, while ours will be melting lust---but there you go…another difference and another reason to love instead of being the man responsible for the whole world hating your country and being the man in charge of being an international killer of people.)
History repeats itself, and if Bush keeps it up we are going down like the Romans, only in a lot less fun way.
Bush is a used up and mind fucked little puppet. Ice tea is all he needs. The Dark Side has got him. He was always willing to give in because the coke and booze was too much. He had to become a Christian because having fun and still living was too overwhelming for is minuscule mind.
And like all sad fucks who go through a so- called rehab and the 12 step program he is an over zealous zealot trying to ruin the good times for us all.
Life could be different. He could have stayed the loser who escaped duty and hid when the going got tough, he could have stayed the small town Texas village idiot. Instead he is operating on a global stage. And of course he never liked France. What does he offer when it comes to culture, great wine and good times? Bush couldn't handle the Bon Vivant and he wants us all to suffer for it. Even worse, he made many people die for it.

Time to watch the Pack.
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I think Bush will win because I make it a point never to underestimate the stupidity of a wide swathe of Americans, and if Kerry isn't going to properly confront him on the war, he should have his own mouth washed out with soap.

Here's a somewhat interesing web page about some indie bands who autographed stuff in the name of being against Bush. Many of these people I haven't heard, mind you:

http://undertheradarmag.com/protestauction.html

Saw some good T-Shirts on people at Bumbershoot:

"Vote Fu*er"

"I Bet You'll Vote This Time, Hippy!"
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you better vote for him this time hippy. who is that?
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