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This just blows my mind, i mean wtf?

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 5:43 am
by bfj

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 6:21 am
by borgy
they say the suspect might be a member of a rural cult who chop their enemies to death...

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 5:35 pm
by marky
What blows my mind is Kerry said the other day he would have supported the Iraq war even if he knew no wmd's would be found. Is he smoking crack?

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 6:20 pm
by Eman Resu
he may be.... but at least he said that he would only if the whole of the UN would support it... basically if the rest of the wealthy nations want to go in and bully, then it's ok. There's strength in numbers, and none of this is tongue-in-cheek. I love washington.

and about the wedding: I can't seem to find it, but I know there is a joke in there, SOMEWHERE, relating to the throwing of rice... hmm...

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 6:57 pm
by mccutcheon
teach that guy to touch a bride's bottom.

Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 12:52 am
by Maverick
This story is a warning for McCutcheon. Don't go to a ny weddings in the Phillipines.

Sure Man

Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 1:33 am
by mccutcheon
um, okay.

Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 6:34 pm
by Maverick
Sheesh... Did the heat and the city and the alco poppers take all of your sense of humor? You shouldn't go to Filipino weddings, because you'd inevitably get drunk, screw 3 bridesmaids, and finish off with the bride, then her dad would take you out to a banana field, smash you over the head with a shovel Casino-style, then roast you up and serve you for dinner.

Wouldn't want to see that happen to such as yet undiscovered talent. Now AFTEr you're famous, it would only serve to increase the legend, so just hold off until the fame and fortune getgoing, then go out with a bang.

Never Lose Your Sense of Humor!!!

Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 6:41 pm
by mccutcheon
Sorry- I was sober when I wrote that and doing work stuff so my mood was a bit dark. Teach me to be sober. A lesson I hope doesn't end with me being eaten. But a blowjob from a bridesmaid would be nice.

this is weird as well.

Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 9:49 pm
by Guest
TRENTON, N.J. - In a stunning declaration, Gov. James E. McGreevey acknowledged that he had an extramarital affair with another man and announced his resignation Thursday. "My truth is that I am a gay American," he said.

"Shamefully, I engaged in adult consensual affairs with another man, which violates my bonds of matrimony," the married father of two said. "It was wrong, it was foolish, it was inexcusable."

McGreevey said he would step down because his secret — both his sexuality and his affair — leaves the governor's office vulnerable.

How?

Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 2:10 pm
by Guest
Vulnerble because the other party apparently wanted a large sum of money to keep quiet.

Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 4:38 pm
by Eman Resu
Vulnerable because the big scandal is that he is Mr. Family guy and had put his lover on the NJ payroll as the homeland security czar when he was WAY unqualified. Now the guy is gonna file a sex harassment lawsuit against him and that is why he is resigning.

Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 7:28 pm
by Sloth
The plot thickens!

Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 9:25 pm
by useR namE
as does the ex-gov's pants...

i fail to see the connection

Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 9:29 pm
by martino
between cannibalism in the philippines, and sodomy in new jersey's governer's mansion

, but i'm sure you folks will be able to educate me