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LUDZIDZINI, Swaziland - Swazi King Mswati III, Africa's last absolute monarch, has taken a new wife, bringing the number of official spouses to 11, a royal source said. But it was to be a short lived honeymoon.

King Mswati III and 20-year-old Zena Mahlangu tied the knot last week at the traditional headquarters of the monarchy just outside the capital city of Mbabane.

"The occasion started fine, kicking off in the wee hours of the morning on Wednesday with McCutcheon DJing the tunes, and it dragged on until afternoon, until a drunk McCutcheon was found in the broom closet with Zena. Needless to say they were both caught with their ceremonial garments down," the royal source told AFP. It is still not determined if McCutcheon will ever be asked back to Swaziland. The wedding was annulled.

“Shit, I guess 10 is enough,� Said the King.

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