Jack is missing

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Fri May 28, 2004 11:36 pm

So I got a phone call from Jack's dad today saying that Jack has been missing since Wednesday. Now Jack's dad hates me so this was surprising, so it must be something.
My mom spotted Jack Wednesday morning walking by my old house. He told her he had been kicked out of the local bar and had been sleeping in a friend's car and was walking to another friend's car to continue sleeping.
Jack's dad said he got a message on Wednesday from Jack who had taken his dad's canoe and was going to go canoing with some guy named Nate from Connecticut.
Now Cedar Creek is like fucking Haiti right now so it's probably not best navigated by hungover guys like Jack. So that was the last anyone heard of him. The Canoe is still gone. Cross your fingers Pax that Jack turns up o.k. I'll be looking for him all weekend.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Sat May 29, 2004 1:11 am

Fuck. I will think of Jack and hope that he is safe.

marky · Post by **marky** » Sat May 29, 2004 6:34 am

No way. The Jack that posts here??!!

Jesus, NOT another Jeff Buckley style death, and NOT Jack!

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Sat May 29, 2004 5:14 pm

Jack was spotted Thursday morning and a local source was quoted as saying "I think maybe he was going to go up north with some dude..."
The canoe is still missing but we believe Jack is out of the water. Boy is his dad going to be pissed when he finds him.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Sun May 30, 2004 2:05 pm

Jack will be in hot water.

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Sun May 30, 2004 3:03 pm

Jack was supposed to help his dad set up for Maxwell Street Days. I went by their stand and Jack wasn't there. His father had heard something about trout fishing and maybe going west...

Post by **Sloth** » Sun May 30, 2004 3:46 pm

This sounds like a mystery! is anyone writing this down? Oh yeah.

Jack Chiefton · Post by **Jack Chiefton** » Sat Jun 12, 2004 11:22 pm

Howdy

marky · Post by **marky** » Sat Jun 12, 2004 11:35 pm

What's with the little devil, Jack? I like a smiling devil rather than a frowning one:

It occurs to me this could be easily turned into an unflattering psychological evaluation of me, but what the hell, those emoticons are all about psychology!

In honor of your return, Jack, I've put on Mark Kozelek of Red House Painters' new band Sun Kil Moon, which absolutely blows my mind. I had a conversation with Martino not too long ago about bands/artists that I associate with a time in my life in the past and would be hard for me to return to, but this one totally breaks the mold. I've had to curse myself for my skepticism. I think it's better than the last RHP album.

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Sun Jun 13, 2004 1:12 am

Wow Jack is alive!
heh heh

How about your phone number kid, your other one is disconnected.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Sun Jun 13, 2004 1:23 pm

this confirms something I always suspected--- Jack is Tom Sawyer.

oh shit now I want to listen to Rush even though I was talking about satire.

Jack Chiefton · Post by **Jack Chiefton** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 2:57 am

I appreciate the concern Pax, however I was not in harms way. The cash reward is off. I'm sorry.

Jack Chiefton · Post by **Jack Chiefton** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 8:07 am

"I've got ramblin' fever, got that ramblin' fever on my mind."

Well Ryan, my number is 442 4316, it should be working in the next couple of days, I finally learned how to sign a check and mail a bill. Well, in about six hours I have a summer class to begin, spanish 201, and I think I've had too much to drink, so I believe I'll watch "Don't Look Back", and call it a night, someone is knocking on my door, I'll talk to ya later.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 11:44 am

Knocking on hell's door.

Maverick · Post by **Maverick** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 9:38 pm

Jack seems kinda weird.

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