naked mole rat

martino · Post by **martino** » Thu May 13, 2004 8:34 am

i would like to submit the Naked Mole Rat as a candidate for the bus, for the following reasons:

* it proves that god has a sense of humor. why else create a creature that looks like a dick with buck teeth?

* psychoanalysts say we guys sometimes suffer from the vagina dentata syndrome. well, if the biting-cunt nitemare is a problem, what about dreaming of this rodent?

* looking at the NMR's behavior, we find that they are the only mammals who live like ants. they have the equivalent of a queen ant; they have a strong division of labor (worker rats, soldier rats, fucking rats). god is trying to tell us something about dickheads -- i don't know what -- but i think it is worth thinking about.

* the NMR has a unique nervous system: it does not suffer from chronic pain. right now, scientists are studying this and perhaps soon, we will be able to use painkillers based on NMR hormones. isn't that a swell contribution to humanity?

discuss, please.

Nick Carraway · Post by **Nick Carraway** » Thu May 13, 2004 9:15 pm

that's really umm interesting? but i don't want something that ugly on the bus

marky · Post by **marky** » Fri May 14, 2004 5:34 am

Sure! We need pets on the bus, and this one is about as remarkable as it gets. Save a miniature beer can for "Roger".

borgy · Post by **borgy** » Fri May 14, 2004 6:23 am

I think Dick or Fat Willy will be a better name.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri May 14, 2004 6:50 pm

I YELLLLL NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

in protest of putting the naked mole rat on the bus, if you put an animal on what's next? first there is people, then animals, then inanimate objects, then the whole world would be on the bus and it would be stupid, bleHHHHHHHHHHHH NO NAKED MOLE RAT!!!
NO NAKED MOLE RAT!!!
NO NAKED MOLE RAT!!!
NO NAKED MOLE RAT!!!
CHANT IT PEOPLE!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri May 14, 2004 6:58 pm

just a note: people are also animals.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri May 14, 2004 7:14 pm

Nice

you got me there.

I should have been more specific. Then again, I didn't think I was gonna have an english teacher on my case when I posted this.

Nick Carraway · Post by **Nick Carraway** » Fri May 14, 2004 7:17 pm

sorry about the post above, i thought i was logged in

Brett · Post by **Brett** » Fri May 14, 2004 7:24 pm

Actually, I believe you have a Zoologist on your ass.

Post by **Sloth** » Fri May 14, 2004 11:24 pm

1) There are already inanimate objects on the bus (Guiness, ecstasy, and even candy necklaces)

2) Would you really want a creature like this on a bus ride with you?

3) Sloths should definitely make it on the bus before these things

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Sat May 15, 2004 3:25 am

shit...so my uhhhh penis has grown some teeth...Does that mean it's a mole rat now? Cause if so, marci is going to be pissed...wait unless it can really squirm around in there. Actually she might like that, gere does.

Tommy Martyn · Post by **Tommy Martyn** » Tue May 25, 2004 3:27 pm

Last friday at the Cincinnati zoo they had a display of the habitat of the naked mole rat. The wole thing was in cross section so you could see them moving from chamber to chamber in search of food etc. The sleeping quarters contained about ten of them all writhing around on top of each other like abused prisoners. My sister in law thought it was the most disgusting thing she had ever seen. And she likes dicks.

Maverick · Post by **Maverick** » Wed May 26, 2004 6:07 am

maybe it would be a good candidate for the bus if it did nothing but have sex all day or something...but I am a fan of animals and inanimate objects being o nthe bus. Maybe the mole rat queen should be on..since she had a whole posse of dicks servicing her every need.

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