Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

The best idea for what to do to Sadaam that I've heard yet is to force him to be a contestant on every reality show there is, starting with Fear Factor. Close up of Sadaam eating reindeer balls, worms, and elephant bile, then on to American Idol, where he has to belt out any song by Hall &Oates. After that, he has to live in a house for a few months with a spoiled rich girl, an annoying homophobic racist jock, and a bitchy gay guy. Then a makeover from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, and a quick date on Elimidate, and finally on to Survivor Harlem.
With luck, he won't survive past the elephant bile.
Now THAT'S a movie idea.

Excellent idea! Makes me wonder if Saddam knew that the U.S. government (military) posted pictures in Iraq of him dressed as a woman as a "morale booster to the troops". Surely we can't let the Saddam reality T.V.-fest commence without including live footage of Saddam in a platinum blonde curly wig, make-up and oh...fishnet stockings.

Furthermore, an appearance on Oprah...just imagining black women in the audience standing up and telling him what they think would be priceless.