Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

that is so good.

I have to correct McCutcheon on something...In life, he isn't really that different from what he writes on this site...In life, especially after a few guinness' he says a whole lot of bullshit and sees what happens. The evidence of this is one of his own favorite quotes....

"Even your bullshit is bullshit"

emo? i was lucky enough, or unlucky enough, to learn about the emo phenomenon throught tony b's incredible cartoon, "how to get in the pants of different types of ladies".

ok, i made you curious?

Those are good comics Martino.

Hey you people from Texas. I have a few questions, like how does Rabbit know that xquisid3 has a boyfriend?

How was that party after Texas Longhorns came back from 15 points down in the basketball game?

Have you ever heard the introduction to the Velvet Underground's live masterpiece 1969, when Lou Reed tells the audience, "I saw your Cowboys yesterday."

Have you read the book Hangover Soup? A woman wrote the book from Texas, also named Reed, but no relation to Lou. The book is basically a piece of crap in my opinion, about a female teacher who teaches Longhorn jocks to read and is married to a heavy drinking DJ?

Those are funny cartoons, Martino.

hehe... those comics are great.

answer: rabbit and i have formed a secret alliance of both mind and body. we channel every thought, action and desire.

but in reality, he doenst know i dont have a boyfriend it was just a polite probe comment im sure

and all austinites are die hard longhorn fans which is unfortunate for me because im not. BUT this particular game was just competition at its best. exciting. and yes there was a huge party downtown-sixth was too crowded to even walk across the street. but sixth is always crowded during the school semester.

you know, i actually flipped thru the hangover soup during this years texas book fesitval at the capitol. it didnt look too appealing or it may have just reminded me of that god awful chicken soup for the soul (and its spinoffs) what a waste of paper.

so this emo..is it only associated with music? i was browsing ebay and everyone had EMO posted everywhere. i must not be acronym savvy.

So Rabbit is probing into your sex life huh? Interesting.

Hang Over Soup was written by Louise Redd, my bad. She's a gradutae from John Hopkins University and earned a masters in creative writing at the University of Houston.

Praise for Hangover Soup "Highly enjoyable…Redd alternates the sharpest and most wicked Texan wit with passages of tender lyricism.”- Austin Chronicle

I think Faith the main lady in this novel is a whiny little complainer. Here is a sample of from the novel. Her boyfriend is passed out and Faith has just read a love letter he wrote to her.

‘That one made me kneel, one knee on either side of Jay’s head, (Jay is the drunk DJ- McCutcheon note) hoping my sent would wake him from his stupor. It was too awkward to hold his sluggish lips with my hands against my larger, more fragrant lips, against the part of me that Jay, in one of his drunken letters, had called my “other mouth.” I used the bridge of his nose instead. His forehead. The grit of his unshaven cheek. Then I caught my reflection in our bedroom window: me squatting over the face of my unconscious husband.’

Here is another sentence from Louise Redd’s Hangover Soup.

Faith is yelling at Jay for lack of sex.

‘If my vagina were a child, they’d take it away from you and put it in foster care!’

McCutcheon wonders if this is what the Austin Chronicle means by ‘The sharpest and most wicked Texan wit.’

oh. that is funny martino
one gay pride parade the wax on float demonsrating bazilian pussy waxes for men was put in fromt of the bears. good times, maverick can tell you.
about the south
i lived in miss. for awhile.
i would get in trouble with the black chicks for cruising their boys in the mall. good times!!! YA'LL

being a southerner, may i just say that "ya'll" is NOT spelled "ya'll", but spelled "y'all" b/c it is a contraction for "you all" and thus the apostrophe appears AFTER the "y". why is it that i am the only person i know who can spell this? bad spelling sometimes piss me off; i am a dork, i know.

oh my gosh rosemary ive been trouble with the black chicks for that same reason all the time; they nearly scratched my eyes out before with their 8 inch acrylic nails. but some are cool; 1 of em is my best friend, but then she's the whitest black girl i know.

this reminds me, where the hell is xquisid?? I havent seen her online in a while...