Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

So this is my big 1,000 post. I am under Lovers because I love all the people who made it possible.

So first I'd like to thank the academy. I think I would be lying if I didn't confess as a little kid I have always dreamed of this moment. I think most people who post on the Pax Acidus B.B. would have to admit that they too dream of it. But it was me, me, me! It was me who did it, I beat you all- suckers! ...Oops. Let me compose myself. I mean I would like to thank God, and all of you who made it come true. You know who you are. Kisses.

This is my 1,001 post just for the hell of it.

How do you plan on celebrating this once in a lifetime momentous occasion?

Pills-n-Thrills-n-Bellyaches

I'm celebrating the day with h. Amanda has been on an 2 day e binge. And the sky looks cool.

Congrats Mc! I can only aspire to accomplish the same! Anyway, hope you're havin fun right now!

So, McCutcheon made this freaky mix cd of sex and Natalie Imbruglia... quite interesting.
Sounds dirty and the neighbors must be thinking awful things.
AAAW Yeah!
Faster!
I'm torn...
So, for his 1000th post, he made himself this 35 minute mix of stuff all run together and most of it makes you think dirty things.

Well, now it's McCutcheon writing on a h. post. Not making me go any farther in history! Oh and there is this thing that h. won't let me tell because it would hurt people's feelings.../And I must amit if Bozo keeps up at this rate he/she will surpass me. But besides making a mix cd I also kicked ass today on the novel writing over 1,500 words. (if it's any good is a person better than me guess) but if I keep up this rate Burnt Roof Of Mouth will be finished in 50 days.

Hey. it's me again and we're sitting here listening to McCutcheon's latest mix. It's fucking good! He's monitoring me at the moment so I have to be all sweet.
Kidding...
Tis good. Tis fun.
Happy 1000 posts, jackass!

i would be happy for you, but you have been such a miserable friend i don't know what to say.if i died tomorrow would you know? would you care? is your life so wrapped up that you can't remember those who loved you? i hope not. i miss you, my friend.

I wonder what digits i'd be at if i took the time to log my lazy bones in?

(tardy) congrats from me too, matthew.

"i can't see the point but i feel the attraction" (graham parker)