Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

U.S. and Canadian officials vowed to conduct a quick and thorough investigation into what led an American fighter pilot to drop a bomb during a live-fire training exercise in Afghanistan today leaving four Canadian soldiers dead and eight wounded. Timmy Simms of the CIA said America dropped the bomb on the Canadians after they were protesting the short story "Blame Canada" written by American and well know Canadian hater McCutcheon. The short story was inspired by The Sloth after he became friends with the creators of South Park. The Sloth had an Anal Probe by Canadian boarder guards in 1995.