Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

it has been my observation that most men call women headcases. it is rare that you hear a woman call a man a headcase. why is this?
words that come to mind are jack ass or prick, but that still isn't a good insult because it portrays control .headcase is desperate , helpless and manipulative...
i need a good comeback.help!

Well, Rosie... one of my favorite's is actually jackass.
But a good term toward a man that is a headcase and can't be called one would be "useless".

I have a moral question here.
Is it wrong to use sex to get a key made for my crappy old car so I can move it and be done with it?
I mean, I've done the guy before. I just think he's kind of "useless" except when I'm in need of a key to be made.
And he's boring in bed.

Sucks to be a head case in this day and age...

string them together:

"you stupid, incompetent, dipshit!"

though rolling your eyes and saying in a snotty tone of voice:

"you're useless."

It holds a lot of power. It's nice and simple and very, VERY dismissive.

I'm not very good with the come backs myself; I'm usually still reeling from the fact that people can be so mean!! I like jackass, extremely, but that's a term of endearment, between this headcase and her prick, so . . .

Indifference is the best solution I've found-- cold stares, indifferent stares. I have nightmares about them

I'll take this jackass out back for you Rosie, if you want.

when you give indifference they give you the "wounded dear in the headlights speech".
i like the butt rawk solution the best,guys ,and of course, mccutheon, if you would take care of it, that would be real cool. i'll give you the details at a later date.
i'm actually over the whole scenario, just something to bitch about.
about the key, h. if you are horny and desperate ride the cock for a key. otherwise sell that scrap for $100 dollars and don't fuck a "headcase". ha! how good does that feel.
rawk on to judas and alice and have a nice fucking day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am always horny, but never desperate. I'm supposing that giving it a go would get it out of the way for the next few months, and I'd surely get a key.
But then, I'm sure I could find a better lover whom I like much better than the locksmith.
Although, it may be fun to add some kink of the
"are you the key master? I am the gatekeeper" variety.
never know. Men are trainable if you knock them around enough.

How about incompetent or, dip shit? Stupid?

Actually, I guess if someone calls you anything to your face you gotta take control of the situation, be like "right on", and give the person the butt rawk salute (extended pinky, pointer, and thumb) with a big smile on your face. It will only make the person that insulted you feel like a jerk-off.

i agree you are not desperate,h, that came out terrible.
kinky is good.
as for knocking men around, i would rather leave them then care about what they do or did to me.
who has the time?

Shit Stain. That works.

shit stain, aw shit. that works.

God damn right. How about, 'Stupid motherfucking piece of garbage'.? Hell, we're all shit. It's just a matter of accepting it. Turn on TNN and check my fine ass out.

Last time I checked it cost about $1.25 US dollars to get a key made.

Yeah, a housekey, genius.
For a 1981 toyota piece of shit that has no key to make a copy of it will cost: $30 us dollars to have the dealership locate and send a key to the locksmith. $200 us dollars to remove the ignition from the car, make a mold of the inside and then make a key.
More money than I'm willing to spend on it, thanks.

h: get a new ignition lock. not too expensive when purchased used from a junk yard. you will have to get acccostomed to carrying two different car keys in your pocket. sure beats blowing an undesirable tho

r: my favorite is "unconscionable fuckpig". has never failed me yet