Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

katie holmes is the most foxy, sexiest woman on the planet at the moment except for rosie. why is rosie better, well I know her in the biblical sense so, I know she gives the best blow jobs, (as good as a gay man) she says and I believe her, and she has an ass as small and sexy as Kate Moss, lives in a mansion, hasn't kicked me out yet, takes care of me when I'm sick, likes sex as much as me, gives the best blow jobs ( as good as a gay man) is worth a million bucks, her father designed the interoir of Frank Sinatra's private plane, but hush, that is a secret, for our third date flew to Wisconsin for the famous fondue party, gives the best blow jobs (as good as a gay man) stole Kyle
s boxer shorts on Boxing Day, and she likes me despite it all. mmmm. maybe it could be love if I stopped kissing random girls in bars. I must learn to behave and be less superfical. or whatever. it's hard to type when on heroin, chained to a bed and getting your dick sucked. (blow jobs as good as a gay man)

what is that when you are a young man a handsome young man and you are alone and you are watching a movie by yourself and a naked scene happens and you grab the remote and watch it again and then a third time just to see this young beautiful girl get undressed, it's not porn but you are so excited to see the naked flesh and boobs and body.. what is that that makes you want that and at the same time so lonely?

because when your dick see's pussy, it just wants to fuck it. you should have just jacked off because you would of gotten over it.

Introspective, aren't we?

i don't even know what that means, so eat my dirty stinking cum , fool.

I heard if you change your diet your cum might taste better. I'm a veggie so I often hear girls tell me, "Your cum tastes terrific!" Well, that's what Natalie told me on a Greek beach anyway.

yeah, it's true about diet affecting the taste of cum. Meats will make it very sour and fruits are usually the sweetest. Now if only i could find a girl who eats lots of strawberries

i love strawberries.

i love strawberries.

best short-term repair to the funky-jiz syndrome: lots and lotsa pineapple juice. gives an acceptable taste within 12 hours.

worst thing to eat before getting blown: asparagus. and you better believe it.

that is good to know
how about meat?

speaking of jiz
my business is waxing peoples genitalia.
i waxed this man who came on my bed
he had the most clotty cum now i asociate clotted cum as disgusting pervert
how do men prevent from getting clotty cum?

eeew...

clotted come sounds disgustingly british. maybe a result of eating all those scones with clotted cream.

i don't know enough about the consistancy of other peoples ejaculate, rosie. to each his own... maybe we should do some research and then write a book.

come to think of it, I recently heard that a woman I used to know has written a book called 'das spermabuch' (german; the book of semen) which however is out of print. amazon says it has all kinds of gross info - kinda like 'everything you ever wanted to know about spunk but were afraid to ask'. maybe i should try to get a copy and then translate.

or perhaps mccutcheon should write a story: '"the woman who tried to find out everything about semen".

meat is murder but pork tastes good, is what i say. meat, coffee, tobacco, grass: all of these make a man's spunk taste slightly funky. so what? nobody's perfect, we ain't roses, and i have over the years stuck my tongue in a few less-than-fragrant orifices without any harm whatsoever.

so sloth, that Swedish honey all ready dump you?

do you have any opinions on pubic styles for women? do tell