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yes, but it hasn't been marketed right. we are the future

this is the motto: don't hide , utilze! the merkin

? are you thinking of synthetics or all-natural for such a hairpiece, rosie

and i do i like your choice of words

upon reflection, it does sound like a swell idea. would like to give one to a certain ex

a crazy japanese guy i know tried to make and market little portable pockets for concealing money and condoms. his target group was nudists and sex clubs and he used 3m's post-it technology as his adhesive approach.

maybe we should think about the potential of a hi-tech merkin. let's discuss

martino
you are turning me on with your ideas. hi tech merks. i know a couple of boys who could use them.
we will target anyone that is horny. we will prey on their fears of std. graphic, nasty pictures of how a before and after shot looks. people love before and afters. this i know, baby.
we will send the prototype to your ex. give it a little test . oh! and like a condom , it will need to be electronically tested . this will prove it sticks with vibrator use.

hey rosie, you want an idea??? Give up all you're doing and move to Northern California. They know what they are doing. I sure don't, I don't want to leave my present situation at the moment, it is awful, but at sometime it will happen, like at the end of next month, hikin in colorady or oregon....... i gotta go to the bathroom

bathroom is good. Anyways, nothing else is. All life is drunken debauchery, ex-girls and lies. Lies I tell you, they all lie. What a liar. Well, I know I'm sincere and she has not even grown up yet. Damn I would love to get my dick sucked. I haven't licked an orifice in like six months.

Rosie is passed out after many bottles of good wine, valium and two hours of phone fighing with the former. (former is what she calls her ex husband.)

rosie let's go out and conquer the world

with your brains and my good looks and charming personality we could make a million in nothing flat. make the merkin a must-have accessory - something no self-respecting person would leave home without. we'd sell it in franchised shops, swatch-style, with new styles every 8 weeks or so. adding high tech features and breathtaking innovations such as glow-in-the-dark florescence so that the plagiaristic asians would have no chance against us. put our mugs on the title page of business week and l'express.

just give me, please, a few weeks or months to figure out some personal difficulties which are troubling me right now. my girlfriend left me the other day and my wife hates me. my daughter says i am a great guy but nobody believes her. i have issues with getting up in the morning and sometimes with getting it up late at night, depending upon what I have been drinking. but i am on the right path and things are improving; more power to those who have confidence in themselves and drive antique volvos

i know, i know. a night of sobriety last night.
i love all the merk ideas. it really does turn me on. i see labia all day . big ones and small. when i cut them out of their bkiknis i instantly notice if they would need a merk, maybe a different haircolor because they don't want to change permanently.
women come and go that is the good news. maybe my marriage would have worked if i had a boyhriend, but when i would find myself falling for someone the guilt was unbearable and i would find myeslf thinking why was i married.
i have no children and i don't think i will be married again.
just lovin
i think we should use real human hair, expensive ,but can be curled and styled .