katie holmes vs rosie

<jack chiefton> · Post by **<jack chiefton>** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 6:15 am

shaved, bald, yeeeha

martino · Post by **martino** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 9:30 am

me, i like it brooklyn style, baby

<rosie> · Post by **<rosie>** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 5:02 pm

martino and jackie
i love both of these. i have perfected the manhattan which is a long obsurely shaped landing strip. bald pussy is easy. and being a mountain man jack i can't believe you like it bald as opposed to natural. mccutcheon prefers a triangle on the top but bald on the inner -outer labia. brooklyn, however, i need to master this one . have you seen one done?

<jack chiefton> · Post by **<jack chiefton>** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 5:34 pm

well, i got a little facial hair, i guess too much hair just gets in the way. Do women not like facial hair? When I shave, it makes me look about five or six years younger, although I do notice more conversation arises with a clean shaven face even though I think it makes me look a little like that shaggy character on Scooby-Doo.

<rosie> · Post by **<rosie>** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 5:45 pm

i love facial hair after 2 or 3 days. just not on women!!!! it feels nice when you are kissing and of course when you down below, work that facial hair. one time i waxed a woman who had a hairy moustache . she wanted her brows done ,but insisted that her boyfriend loved her moustache.

<mccutcheon> · Post by **<mccutcheon>** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 5:55 pm

I like natural because it can always seem like no one has been there before. Not early Madonna Italian natural but like a hairdo natural where the pie supreme focuses you into hours of kissing.

martino · Post by **martino** » Tue Feb 05, 2002 12:49 pm

rosie: this is what they call brooklyn style over here in europe (but I'll be fucked if I know why):

bleach it platinum blonde. treat and condition for increased curliness and shine. trim and comb.

the peroxide stings but you don't get the ingrown follicles and the stubble. nice and smoove.

<rosie> · Post by **<rosie>** » Wed Feb 06, 2002 3:24 am

martino
i couldn't agree more. my favorite thing is to bleach the pubes and then design flags(with tint). the japanese flag is the easiest to do.
those hairpieces for pubes are to disguise nasty infectious diseases like chlamydia and herpes, right? we should market this idea, or is it too disgusting? sell them at planned parenthood. do they have that where you are?

<rosie> · Post by **<rosie>** » Wed Feb 06, 2002 3:24 am

martino
i couldn't agree more. my favorite thing is to bleach the pubes and then design flags(with tint). the japanese flag is the easiest to do.
those hairpieces for pubes are to disguise nasty infectious diseases like chlamydia and herpes, right? we should market this idea, or is it too disgusting? sell them at planned parenthood. do they have that where you are?

martino · Post by **martino** » Wed Feb 06, 2002 12:12 pm

yeah that's right rosie, it's high time for the return of the merkin. i doubt however that one would find great commercial success in associating it with herpes and other social diseases although i have heard that the merkin was originally invented for lousy people, i mean people suffering from lice and crabs.

while we are at it, i do miss the chest toupee which i think was one of the most exotic things you could wear back in the seventies.

another thing. i think some people who sport the bald head look resemble condoms with faces. in such cases a good rug would be an improvement and it's about time someone re-introduced wigs, liasons dangereuses-style.

but don't be asking me about marketing (although i take it as a compliment); all i know about money is how to spend it well.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 12:42 am

I have to say I like natural pussy. Just my way? What do you think Sarah?

<sarah> · Post by **<sarah>** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 1:37 am

What I thought was I was going to be good this evening and get some work done at home, but

What I think is I have a very boring and submissive view of pubic hair. The first time I heard my friends discussing trimming it, I was like, "What?? Why on earth would you do that?" Then the boy explained it, and I said, "Oh!" So I don't do a thing, but the hubby enjoys trimming,(and I'm sure he would like tips from Rosie) so I let him, and I don't care -- he's happy, I'm like, "What? . . .Oh!"
I also think you are lucky to be with your lady tonight, and I will be lucky soon.
If he wants to strip it bald and paint it three shades of blue, yipee -- it is not just the heart that becomes so fond of another with absence!

Jack Chiefton · Post by **Jack Chiefton** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 4:38 am

shaved, bald, yeeeha!

<mccutcheon> · Post by **<mccutcheon>** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 6:33 pm

There is a group from NYC (basically one bloke) that I like called The Merkin Dream. The press release says The Merkin Dream is a mix between Air and Luna.

martino · Post by **martino** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 9:17 am

holy cow, merkin dream -- that made me think of a multitude of similarly silly names and phrases. obviously i have much time to waste.

welcome aboard merkin airlines, fasten your seat belts. merkin motors, the merkin red cross, you name it...

but then i did a google search and of course found i am totally unoriginal and that all this has already been thought up by somebody else.