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<rosie> · Post by **<rosie>** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 9:40 am

this guy i have been screwing is a total nightmare.everytime i go out on a date with him he ends up making out with random girls in front of me. another time he told me during a date to get lost. i can't decide if i think he is a good man beacause at least he is honest or if he is a total prick. i am leaving a bad marriage so i am not too picky. maybe this is just a time passer. aren't the best relationships the ones wih no expectations?
after reading what i just wrote i find myself questioning why do i screw this man. the answer is
i am horny and i try not to take him serious. there will be lots of chances to get "him"right.

<mccutcheon> · Post by **<mccutcheon>** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 9:44 am

Rosie, I don't know who this man is but I say dump his ass! He sounds like a loser to me.

<rosie> · Post by **<rosie>** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 9:48 am

i try , but he won't leave me alone. he even insists on calling me his girl and will not leave my bed. what should i do with him? i try to get along and fuck his brains out, but is this what is best for me? he can't remember my name. it is just that he is a foxy hammai.

<mccutcheon> · Post by **<mccutcheon>** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 9:49 am

Rosie, Rosie, Rosie, foxy only goes so far. Ask Amanda!

Jack Chiefton · Post by **Jack Chiefton** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 9:24 pm

Rosie- drop this bum on his head. Why is it that all the assholes get the wild ones? He sounds like an asshole and a meat head, and if he doesn't appreciate your givingness, then tell him to get lost, but you gotta be strong about it. Stare him in the eye and point your finger in his chest, sometimes that's the best way for egotistical assholes to understand that they're not wanted.

<mccutcheon> · Post by **<mccutcheon>** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 1:54 am

That asshole is me Jack! And when fingers are pointed at me I bite them. So, the question remains...how come you were in the same townie bar with Rosie and I and never came up for a drink? I was buying! And I know you knew I was there.

<rosie> · Post by **<rosie>** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 2:09 am

thanks for your great advice, jack. i will do that and with pleasure. today he called me stupid.
i am better than this. i would love to meet you.

<mccutcheon> · Post by **<mccutcheon>** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 2:23 am

Jack, Rosie said she wants to come visit you and fuck you and write on the Pax Acidus B.B. all about it. So, maybe you will be getting more action than those squirels.

Post by **Sloth** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 3:30 am

Yeah I knew it was mccutcheon the whole time. Very thinly veiled attempt at redirecting the guilt...

Rosie, you sound like a cool girl. It would be great to meet you. Sometimes, for like maybe 15 seconds per month, I think what it would be like to move back to Seattle. And if everything in my life fails, then I will. In the meantime I'll drink my cans of Budweiser (original czech budweiser not the american piss) and finish my love\hate poem about this girl i liked that mccutcheon fucked up the ass in the same bed as me about two years ago. The dirty little...

Jack Chiefton · Post by **Jack Chiefton** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 3:34 am

Oh my, that is some funny stuff. I can't stop laughing. Well, I guess my advice backfired because I really don't know Mc that well to form any opinion of my own about him. I just "hear" things. like that voice right now telling me that i'm a bug swimming around in a bowl with millions of goldfish and exotic whatnot.

If that's not bullshit Rosie, about you wanting to do me and all, i would suggest you save yourself the trouble. You wouldn't want to come all the way over here and be dissapointed, maybe not in the sack, but socially? My problems tend to be social, i don't think i like anyone.

<mccutcheon> · Post by **<mccutcheon>** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 3:53 am

hey you boys get off this board, I was trying to light up the whole thing with McCutcheon. but it is funny! and about that girl Sloth, what can you do when told what to do and it is in your face? I get lonely at parties and people don't know me! So there.