Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

I've no idea. Is that you Pami with an i? The girl who found me my first flat in New York City. The apartment I shared with two girls, an Australian fitness guru who was into S&M and an Austrian anerxic who was into celery, plus it's where I wrote Valentine's Day? Is it you? And if so, how did the play go? Anyone still going to the theatre?

ah New York New York, I think of you now. We all have stories, the stories you give us, New York New York.

I was at a club and sitting at a table and I was between the guy who played Matthew on Talk Radio, who was so out of it on drugs it even made me feel sober, and Robert Downey Sr. And all I could think of to say to Mr. Downey was, "Is your son doing all right in prison?"

Or my famous date, when I went and saw the film Welcome to the Doll House with a supermodel and after the film, over drinks in a posh restaurant (we were only drinking- not eating)she said to me, "That film was just like my life growing up, except I had a horse."

And then there was the time I got into a fight with a NYPD copper who refused to watch my DJ equipment outside of Port Authority while I tried to make change for a taxi.

Thank you New York. Now stop kicking Seattle's ass in baseball.