Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

It's a freaking book. There are too many goddamn threads. I can't figure it all out. I'm smart like tractor.

it is a book. I wonder how many words we spewed here? millions I'd guess. The good book- that is us.

Tom, I didn't know Tracy freshman year. I don't think we ever met, but I'm not sure. I met her sophomore year, when I lived across the hall from her and Laura. They thought I was weird, which I was, and that my roommate was a dork, which he was. Tracy and I aren't officially married, but we've been together since junior year, more or less. Laura is married...we went to her wedding...in Wisconsin. We got really bored and snuck out of the reception with another couple and went to a pub, got drunk and stole these tall beer glasses.

I hope I get chance to meet you when I come to NY. Tracy was so shocked after I told her about "Tom from Long Island", she was convinced it was you, and she walked around all last night saying "It's a small world", and then she'd get doubtful and say "I bet it isn't him. There must be more than one gay guy from Long Island named Tom who went to USC."

Weird. can't wait to tell her you do know her.