Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

okay, here goes the love that i had but miss...

it all started one summer at a pool party and she eyed me and i eyed her, turns out she was friends with my friend, and we started talking, then we got each other's aim names and then we got each other's phone numbers, then went out on a few dates, and we were in 10th grade so i did the thing where you ask her to be your girlfriend and she said yes, and so we went out on dates, and we held hands and i kissed her, and then we started flirting with my friends and every guy other than me, she said that was just her nature, but i got fed up and so i broke up with her, but god did i love her more than anything in the world, she was the friend that could make me laugh when i was crying because my dog died, and i was the same to her, so where is the problem, you're asking the wrong person buddy, i have no clue, go ask her, she's the one that fucked things up, anyways, so i tell her i'm tired of all of this and i am tired of her being socially slutty because if she isn't scared to be slutty socially like flirting with every guy her boyfriend (me) is around while he is there, there is no telling what she will do when she is in the private and conceiled, and so i start to think about breaking up with her, and she says something about going out to lunch with one of my friends and that was the straw that broke the camel's back, or better yet the walrus, or the unicorn, fuck cammels, they are too standard, but ayways, so i say we should break up and she says okay and cries but then i am lonely without her, so i go back to the crime scene (her) and i ask her back out, and she says yes, well DUH, the same thing happens, and she is just too flirty and so i break up with her again, and now i have to see her every day and she's so beautiful and we are best friends, and every time we get close i get hurt, it's like she's my Achilles Heel, by the way, that is a good album by Pedro the Lion, you should all go out and buy it, at the time of this post the album is new! anyways, basically all i have to put in the lover's section is depression and confussion which explains the confusing title.


okay okay, i'm shutting up now, geeze

I'll take this one, I believe I'm qualified. McCutcheon calls them, and I love it, "Virgin Whores." Thats what this girl is. Private and concealed she is fucking everyone. And even if she isn't it's all the same anyway cause you should have made it up in your mind anyways. So you have a couple options. Sever ties with heer at all move on and find someone else OR fuck her as much as you can while you still can, everyone else is. It would be a real shame if you didn't. But I suspect you are too gentle for that and it would confuse you even more, so move on and find someone else. Fuck this best friend shit. A beautiful girl thats your best friend is just a cancer to you and will keep you from getting on with other girls. I sound like ann landers but hey. would ann landers tell you to fuck her best friend, cause that's what you should do. It's only high school and all...

Yeah, ditch her completely and then write a poem about what "broke the Walrus' back". I really like that phrase. Googoogajoob.

Come to think of it, Beatles "I Am The Walrus" lyrics really do fit here : "Man you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down"

Let's see how much I can remember of the lyrics aside from that..."yellow [something] custard...dripping from a dead dogs eye...joking smokers don't you think the joker laughs at you...see how they fly like pigs in the sky see how they run...I'm CRYING..."

something about the Eiffel tower, too...damnit I can't remember.

Okay I'm officially drunk enough to stop posting here for the night. What else can I remember from that silly song? Something about "stupid bloody Tuesday/pornographic priestesss man, you been a naughty girl you let your face grow long" <go ahead say it> I am the egg man I am the egg man I am the WALRUS
<who's back has been broken!>
googoogajoob!

Leave her and go find someone better. You don't deserve someone like that. Easier said than done but that's the only way to go, man. It may be painful at first but time will ease the pain. Just make sure that you learn something out of this shit so that you don't keep on falling for the same type of girl. Go out and fuck'em all. As they say, so many lovely ladies out there, so little time.

I agree with these guys Nick.. Girls like that use people for attention to make themselves fell better. And it's a young girls trick, she might even know she is doing it.

You ever notice how girls who absolutely love the Beatles so much they wet their pants never really listen to the lyrics? They never get the underlying misogyny of so many of the songs? The Beatles are brilliant and they wrote the best love songs ever, but they wrote about the flip side as well. Next time a girl tells you, ‘oh John Lennon was perfect' make her listen to Jealous Guy. John Lennon wasn't perfect. John Lennon was a genius. Even George, the quiet Beatle penned-

"I'm gonna kill you little girl if I see you messing around with another man."

Sloth once said he hates songs and stories about LOVE. I said that is all I care about. To me it is never boring because I never figure out human relationships and lust always burns in my heart.

Thanks for the input guys, it really helps to have a second opinion. With free will + a DXM trip I have forgotten about her.

oh man, high school kids and the DXM, you know Mc, once had a little DXM, jogged until he fell down crying in the rain, played Poker with the Cedarburg elite and then declared himself GOD...too bad those posts are lost forever, good thing I have such a great memory, oh yeah he had a hockey glove full of acid in him too, and had just lost a substantial amount of money.

I remember that. My brother stashes acid in his hockey glove. I go and play and start to sweat and the next thing I know I'm tripping on three hits.

running and untill crying in the rain

wow, that so sounds like comming off of DMX, i get sooo energetic and then i just get sooo depressed, one time i just started crying for no apparent reason, crazy stuff

LOVE&LOVE

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