Smokin' Black Crack with Shaun Ryder

Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 11:36 pm

Here's an email I recieved today. Can anyone help this boy out? With a poster or some, er, pussy.

Username: Karl Johansson
UserEmail: xxx
Comments: hellops!

i am a 23 year old male from helsinki, finland. there is too little
happy mondays fans around here. does anyone know weather shaun is a city
or manu digger? or where i can order a poster with the bummed album
sleeve to hang on my wall. my stoopid son of a bitch parents recently
bought me a flat! ( "I wrote for luck. they send me you. i order truce. you
give me poison" - SR 1988) and a little credit for the late Martin
Hanett too. Fuck all, fuck helsinki, manchster rockeD once and still does!
is there anyone out there that would like to start mailing with me,
despite the faQ that i'm so boring, i don't even dope? or maybe i should
start? hello all folks. good night, late late fight night. i am so
bummed right now i think i have to get some pussy:)

marky · Post by **marky** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 7:12 am

So boring he doesn't even dope...that's funny. I
wonder if he really meant that the way it sounds.
Why don't these people ever post??!!

Maverick · Post by **Maverick** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 2:59 am

I nominate Mark to be his pen pal...

Post by **Sloth** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 2:52 am

More frome the Mondays-crazy Finn:

hello mister sloth.

I got to like Happy Mondays after I saw the film 24hr party people one year ago. The following week i bought their first album, and hearing "Tart Tart" was for me such a breathtaking moment, that it was hard to believe it
actually took only 4 minutes. it was hard to find any mondays records in Helsinki, but when I finally got Pill's and Thrills, I definitely decided my favourite band is Happy Mondays. I think Loose fit is just as much an
attitude as a song. "Do what yuo doing - sounds good to me!"

chill, bro, dont drop the LoOsE:()

P.S.: all my friends are welcome to my place whenever it suits me and I have just decided that you and your girlfriend are two of my friends!

P.P.S.: We Finns have a saying "Torstai on toivoa tÃƒÂ¤ynnÃƒÂ¤." It means: Thursday is full of hope!

Maverick · Post by **Maverick** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 7:17 am

Imagine that, today is Thursday.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 6:46 pm

If today is 'Thank god it's friday' than yesterday must have been Thursday. Where was the hope in the Taco Bell parking lot last night?

Post by **mccutcheon** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 6:48 pm

maybe I should have gone for a KFC. But everying is going to be all right because I have 'Shook you all night long' by Arab Strap. and it even sounds good when a Welsh cunt isn't bleeding his cocaine nose all round the house.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 6:51 pm

why do all the things that happen, happen to me. Oh I know, because I'm a profound motherfucker. Endless party.