Bill Gates and Paul Allen go on a Bender- A poem by McCutche

[mccutcheon]

Bill Gates and Paul Allen go on a Bender
By McCutcheon

I look into your bleary eyes
And tell you that
You are drinking far too much
I’m drinking the same
And go buy another round
You and me sat at the table in the back
The conversation long past meaning
The girls that come and go
Don’t look over at us
We have been here too long
We have been sat here forever
As I get another round
The bartender chooses to ignore me
So I don’t tip him
We used to be friends
Way back when I was sober
Now those times are gone
I don’t know if it’s just opening
Or it’s closing time again
I wish we never got
So famous in the first place
With all this fucking money
Then the government intervention
All headaches against invention
Now we don’t have the imagination
On how to spend all the money
I curse that day I started Mircosoft
Some kid called McCutcheon
Who I see in here everyday
Said he runs a web site called Pax Acidus
He is funny and usually as drunk as us
I just wrote him a blank check