Aw, Hell with Heaven, a truly unique wedding

KodaKangus · Post by **KodaKangus** » Thu Mar 21, 2002 10:06 pm

You know what I think? I think that when all this shit calms down, everybody's gonna drop their pants and get blowjobs from hot, alien angel babes. And the chicks will all get cunnilingus from the likes of...well, me and the other musicians and writers. And then television will be vanquished due to the contreversy surrounding corporational brainwashing techniques, and the short story will emerge, once again, as work of art, not a forgotten piece of shit. Because then, people will become intelligent all of a sudden. Ah, what an interesting idea, it really should play out. Then I'll get a record contract with God, and his wife, Satan, and they'll endorse my band as we rock the shit out of planet earth and the rest of the milky way. Our first song will be called "fuck em while they're hot" and it will be followed by track 2 titled, "I love flowers." Then of course "I love farm animals" and "I love sticking flowers in farm animal orifices." Good God it'll be a crazy day. Then, people will stop trying to die, over populating, and stealing from the ignorantly innocent. And right there, along side all this new literature, there will be a sudden outpour of good music, and all this teeny bopper excrement will fade away like Micheal Jackson's shnozz. Wouldn't that be the greatest? Unfortunately, I have some dishes to do. Sorry I cannot continue to paint this beautiful masterpiece for you anymore. And to all who feel robbed of their important time for reading such rhetoric, I acknowledge your inconvenience and answer it with an 'I'm sorryn't' You know what? I don't care. Goddamn dentists need to learn how to execute their work in an efficient, more controled manner. My jaw is killing me from being folded and creased down to my testicles. And that anesthesia doesn't work for a donkey's hardened unit. Soft shit, it is, hardly blocked the pain from that satanic miniature Black and Decker that was heehawin' and hammerin' through my demineralized mollers. Fuckin prick. Guess that's reality though. I managed to hide from the evil aproned mouth doctor for two years...and now it's all gone down the drain and I finally remember why I boycotted dentistry.

Oh yeah, my disclaimer and apology. Illegal activity is not advised but should be done, and apologies are unexceptable because there are starving Brazillians and it's all your fault...and their's.

KodaKangus · Post by **KodaKangus** » Thu Mar 21, 2002 10:10 pm

Is that secondary title under my name slang for new arrival? Newbie? Fuck that, damn right, I am. I got my first awkward hair and frankly...I'm scared.

ROSEMARY · Post by **ROSEMARY** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 6:33 am

i wasn' aware of the starving brazilians.

martino · Post by **martino** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 12:09 pm

i always say, if he uses a black & decker, better go find another dentist.

this is a joke: you know what the german word 'landstuhl' means? well, you could translate it as 'country shit'.

but really. i enjoyed your post. not sure about the fellating and cunnilinguating (this isn't the right expression, but i don't know better) angels, though.

Post by **Sloth** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 1:43 pm

Koda I like your vision of the future. I hope it comes true. I hope there is a race of super-intelligent beings out there who love to suck cock. Then they could do all my coursework for me and I could lie on the bed and watch French movies all day.

As for the Display name, newbius arrivus is for people who haven't posted 31 times yet. Then you will be plethora posterus. But you can pick your own name if you send me 10 euros. Gotta pay the hosting bill somehow you know.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 7:42 pm

I want to be Maximus Posterus, because I post the mostest!

Post by **Sloth** » Sat Mar 23, 2002 8:34 am

Really you wanna be Maximus Posterus?

rabbit · Post by **rabbit** » Sat Mar 23, 2002 8:49 am

how much is 10 euros?

ROSEMARY · Post by **ROSEMARY** » Sat Mar 23, 2002 10:00 am

if he wants that,then i'll pay to be nautius maximus . deal?

KodaKangus · Post by **KodaKangus** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 1:38 am

anybody else think we should line up the guantanimo bay prisoners and mow them down with machine guns? I kind of do. fuck all this damn tribunal shit, it's just gonna cost more money. America is a facade, but what's the point in paying even more money for a longer process? We have a big enough national debt. At least we could donate money easier to struggling countries. I think it's okay that third world countries are kept in the third world category right now, seeing as how gasoline and oil are affecting our environment in catastrophic ways. We don't need any more Beijing's and Mexico Cities out there, we'd all die within the course of a single Saturday night.

by the way, my brutality towards terrorists and terrorist organizations is due to the bias I may carry that I somehow contrived from my personal, family like connection to Mohammed Atah. He's a maggot. But that aside, I have no hatred towards Muslims who engage in the religion for the religion itself, not the fundementalism. I hate white Christian fundementalists too, see. that's the key word, the f word, they can all suck a fat cock and burn in hell. Fuckers.

I need a drummer, and a bassist, if you're in the "country shit" area, post it, cause I gotta jam, I got a longin' to, see.

Help me! In my impure state, filled with Hefeweizen and Pilsener, I might be typing offensively, but shit, there is no room for people to be offended. After all, we're all gonna die soon anyways.

That aside, I love eggrolls.

anybody else think that Nader should have won? Well damn. I guess that sucks. Coulda woulda shoulda, didn't, damn the shit to hell.

I wasted my vote, anybody else? Am I alone here?

The electoral college has motivated me to quit being active in the political world. I will fight no more for any change in the "free world." That type of fight makes no difference. It's great, I hate the politicians and I hate the terrorists. Is this wrong? Or am I as right as anybody will ever be? Is that wrong too? What's going on here? Can there be one right person out of millions of wrong persons? Is my head growing or is it pooping digestive liquids into..."pools of maroon below?"-how poetic. I think Eddie Vedder's unorthadox lyrical styles is great because it confuses all the jackasses and scares em all off. Is that wrong? Shit, I'm all confused. Something about european alcohol. It really sets me off.

Anybody else have a smoking problem? It really kicks me in the nuts. I hate the fuckers. They're just rolled up shit colored leave clippings that seem to have an overwhelming control over my moods and...well...life.

What is it with the word, "cunt?" I hate it. It's such a nasty sounding word. It seems to portray a nasty, untended female body part. I much prefer the word(s), vaginal orifice...or...pink lovin' whisky breather. That's not a real term I use, but my synapses (which seem to have slowed due to alcohol consumption) tell me that it should be for no logical reason.

what is logic? How would you define logic? Would you call it effective reasoning? solid evidence? moral evidence? what the frick?

Buyin' a new guitar, yes yes. I'm stoked. who plays music here? you'd know why I'm stoked.

I smoked weed finally, for the first time in four months. that was interesting. It didn't seem to pump my nads like it used to. It may have been due to the fact that I was surrounded by completely new people. People of whom I'd never experienced before. Well, I'm in a new land, it's all gotta find it's place, see. I got all twitchy and nervous. It was strange, but my comfort zone has to recolaborate. I think it's a normal occurance.

Is it normal to want the best for a son that has not yet been conceived? I want my boy to shave the testicles off of bulls after they are dead, so he can provide those crazy sick rich fucks that tip well with Rocky Mountain oysters. Is that wrong? Impure, maybe? It's just dead bullnuts. It's not like he'd be committing a crime. It's legal, see.

I'm going to go play guitar and pass out.

KodaKangus · Post by **KodaKangus** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 1:42 am

HOW MANY POSTINGS IS THAT?

Daily Taylor · Post by **Daily Taylor** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 5:09 am

Hey man, you need to chill dude! Lots of angst there bro. Puff up a fattie for me. I know what you mean about struggling while looking for other musicians. For the past 2 years I've been recording demos alone, wondering if I was wasting my time. Now, in the past month, I'm in 2 bands and I'm happy I never gave up on music. If the musicians you know don't like your stuff, well fuck them. There are people out there who will. Every band I've met over the past few years has turned me off with their lack of creativity and vision. Just always keep focus of one thing: There is a huge difference between a performer

Daily Taylor · Post by **Daily Taylor** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 5:12 am

Oops!!!! As I was saying- there's a huge difference between a performer and an artist. Do you do music because you want the lifestyle of a musician or do you do it because there's a sound in your soul that needs to get out and be expressed?

ROSEMARY · Post by **ROSEMARY** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 5:55 am

daily,sugar,what do you play. i have a 4 track so when we have our reunion will have to write some music.

Daily Taylor · Post by **Daily Taylor** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 6:28 am

I voted for nader but here in texas it was the biggest waste of a vote ever. Ive noticed on some local 2600 sites they are a huge supporter which is good. I think nader would be the biggest help to avoid us having more and more stupid computer laws.