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Dragons.

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The following original work of fiction was dictated by Henry J and typed by his secretary Tommy Martyn.

Dragons is the most greatest story of all. A dragon lived on a mountain. Then the dragon walked to a field. The dragon flew way up into the sky. Then the dragon flew to a land where there was just ocean. And then he found a shark. And then he found a fish. Next he went into a little pond and he found an electric eel and an aligator. And then he went out of the water and he found another dragon. And they had a fight. He killed the dragon because he breathed fire.

The end.
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best story I've read on PA in a while.
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Nice try from the one they call Mav but you can still suck my dick. (If you're not busy sucking Tom)
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tom's got me booked up this week. I'll let you know when there's an opening.
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I think Tommy and Tony are Jekyll & Hyde and they've just switched roles!
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Earlier tonight Henry told me a story about the ketchup cows of america. They live at the top of a mountain and they are red with white spots and when you milk them, ketchup comes out. I tell you this in all honesty. That kid is a fucking genius. And as soon as we find one of these cows and start selling organic ketchup at top dollar We'll all be fucking millionaires.
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I'll buy Marky a record label. McC a publishing house. Sloth a brewery/disitillery/winery. Pixie a drug lab. Martino, what do you want? A library? Myke? A date?
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Post by martino »

i'll tell you what i want. i want a small flat in nyc, a house in antwerp and a chalet near lac leman. i want a mk2 jag by one of those companies that install modern electrics and hydraulics to replace the unreliable old parts. i want a 60gig ipod. i want a mil on my swiss bank account and i want a spare pair of balls, that's want i want. not to forget the complete works of nabokov, signed original prints of course. just give me a few minutes and i'll think of some more stuff i want and i really need.
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I hear you brother. Although the Austin Powers movie did it's best to take the shine off. (As did the bond movie with the aston martin DB4) I can't get past the sexy lines of the E-Type jag. Curve for curve the sexiest sports car ever.
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what, no film studio for me? I must be out of the good graces.
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I thought you were a "maverick" type who works outside the hollywood system. BUT! If it's a studio that you want, then it's a studio you shall have!
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Tommy I think I'd rather just go to another university. :P

All this frustration and angst cannot be good for my health.
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I only work outside the studio system because the studio system won't let me in. How's that for sticking to your principles?
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i'll buy pixie a university.
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Any fool can buy her a university, it's buying all the guys in it that she dates and takes drugs with that's the hard part.
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