je suis sroul

[drunkamericaninparis]

it's 12:15. i'm drunk. in paris. i had a beautiful meal at le dome, i saw a photo of ernest hemigway and jean cocteau and i stole a plate.

i went to mass at notre dame this morning. i am going to hell.

shit.

[mccutcheon]

this sounds like Rosie.

[mccutcheon]

and no matter what I think of Rosie I must say she gives the best damn blow jobs ever. at least for a girl who doesn't swallow.

[Sloth]

That could also be Kyle though.

I don't think he swallows either.

[drunkamericaninparis pt 2]

bon soir mes cheries!

i am a compulsive lurker on the bulletin board of bad behavior. je m'appelle megan.

my french sucks ass but the parisiens have been very tolerant.

[Sloth]

Bienvenue au Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior.

Paris is the greatest city in the world. Enjoy it while you can.