Onion
Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2003 6:23 pm
Today where I get my coffee they had a little Onion calander, and on it today was a head shot of a woman with the heading: 'Woman fed up with men staring at her breast implants'. Very fucking funny.
Joke I heard in Ireland
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(An Englishman and an Irishman meet up on Italian Riviera)
Englishman: Hey How do you get so many girlfriends over here?
Irishman: I put a potato in my speedos and strut down the beach.
Englishman: Brillant! I'll try that.
(2 weeks later at the same beach)
Englishman : Hey I tried that potato in the speedo trick and I didn't get any girls!
(Irishman looks at Englishman)
Irishman: Stupid bastard, you gotta put the potato in the front not the back!