"there's something about a snickers bar, boy. it's a project to eat a snickers bar: you've got to have good strong teeth and face the challenge that the peanuts will get stuck. after a snickers i recommend that you floss".
- wyclef jean, asked about his favorite chocolate bar
"snickers"
- an unidentified german male quiz show candidate last week, answering the question: "what chocolate bar has the same name as a roman god?"
snickers
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I love it. love it. makes me glad to be alive. thank fuck for Roman gods.
snickers
you may not believe me but this actually happened! you can't imagine the roaring laughter in the audience when he said that.
actually, the poor fuck really has my sympathy -- he had a look on his face saying "oh shit, i have just made a super stupid mistake that i, and everybody who knows me, will remember for the rest of my sad life." a fate worse than death, in some ways, if you ask me...
actually, the poor fuck really has my sympathy -- he had a look on his face saying "oh shit, i have just made a super stupid mistake that i, and everybody who knows me, will remember for the rest of my sad life." a fate worse than death, in some ways, if you ask me...
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hey, at least the game show guy isn't this guy.
-- The man who joined his teen-age son in attacking Kansas City Royals coach Tom Gamboa during a game in September apologized in a phone call from jail to a Chicago-area newspaper.
``I regret what happened,'' 35-year-old William Ligue Jr. said in Thursday's editions of the Daily Southtown. He added that he doesn't remember much from the bizarre episode.
``If I was in my right state of mind, this would never have occurred,'' he said. ``I am so sorry for Mr. Gamboa. I disgraced Chicago and myself. I apologize with my heart.''
Ligue has been jailed since he and his 15-year-old son were arrested Sept. 19 after running onto the field at Comiskey Park and attacking Royals first-base coach Tom Gamboa during the ninth inning of a game against the White Sox. The father and son said Gamboa had made an obscene gesture toward them, but the coach denied provoking them.
-- The man who joined his teen-age son in attacking Kansas City Royals coach Tom Gamboa during a game in September apologized in a phone call from jail to a Chicago-area newspaper.
``I regret what happened,'' 35-year-old William Ligue Jr. said in Thursday's editions of the Daily Southtown. He added that he doesn't remember much from the bizarre episode.
``If I was in my right state of mind, this would never have occurred,'' he said. ``I am so sorry for Mr. Gamboa. I disgraced Chicago and myself. I apologize with my heart.''
Ligue has been jailed since he and his 15-year-old son were arrested Sept. 19 after running onto the field at Comiskey Park and attacking Royals first-base coach Tom Gamboa during the ninth inning of a game against the White Sox. The father and son said Gamboa had made an obscene gesture toward them, but the coach denied provoking them.