Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

I've just discoved that some girls are bigger than others..........

You sounded like you enjoy it Mc. is there something wrong? more beer maybe?

Okay, I'm sorry you may not have gotten that last post. Spikedrabbit acted like he thought I was stoned or something. But there was a reason for that quote, did anyone get it?

'Anything worth doing is worth over doing' Another dead Queen.

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Fixedsys; arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by ROSIE:
<strong>i have always had men who love to park themselves in front of the television. they want to watch stupid programs or take me to ridiculous movies.
i am the woman who is criticized for not sitting still, but i refuse to watch stupid shit...even if i am hung over.
the last movie i saw was annie hall. now that was a comedy and worth sitting through.
but fuck tvs, the police and the queen!</strong><hr></blockquote>
An old girlfriend of mine loved watching television. She especially liked watching West Wing because it made her feel "smart." And no one was allowed to say a word or move around or chew food, while a show was broadcasting.

I was over at her place on West Wing night, and my roommate showed up with a sixer of Busch. He began asking about the characters, and she gave me a look of disgust. I told him to be quiet, and he asked why. Then she loudly shhed him, while pressing an index finger to her blowjob lips.

During the commercial, she whispered into my ear that if he made another sound he would have to go. So I brought him outside and explained that she is a TV fanatic. I told him she would make him leave, if he spoke again during the show.

We had to stay on the patio in between commercial breaks, so we each slammed a couple of brews. Feeling giddy, we returned. As soon as the show started up again, he laughed and made a comment about a character's breasts. She gave me a death stare, but did not say a word. Then at the onset of the next commercial break, she whispered into my ear that I had to kick him out. I left with him.

good for you. you are smart!!!
tv sucks, like heroin and your girl is obviously a junkie for west wing, so let her relax and do it on her own time.

It was from "The Queen is Dead" by The Smiths. Hey Mc, was Panic Room any good?

Panic Room was the best film I have seen this year. 'Hang the deejay' is from Panic by The Smiths. So is 'The Queen is dead' & 'Some girls are bigger than others.'

I've been invited to Buffy Nights have also been kicked out for laughing in the wrong places and for being clueless about the characters.

Yep, I'll have to check out that flick. Hey Mc, do you play guitar too? Wanna start a band? Because everyone in my group's about to kill our big-headed guitarist. In his mind he's a rock star, in reality he's just a young man who works as a waiter. All that would be fine if it wasn't for the huge ego!! Jeez! You play bass don't you?

The only guitar I can play is air guitar. I can't play bass guitar either, or keyboards, even though I make music with keyboards. I was in a few bands. i'll recount two of the better (or worse) rock - n - roll moments. The first band I was in was a punk band named the Safety Pins. I wrote the songs but the guitarist we had was actually really good and was pissed off about the simplicity of the music and stuff-- but hell it was a bit like The Strokes. He has now released a couple of solo albums but they don't sell to well. Anyway we had a gig and I was singing. I can't sing so I sort of yell talk mumble the lyrics -sample was "There is no salvation for a Rambo generation, there will be no salvation for this Reagan generation, so what are we going to do? The change is up to me and you! Yeah yeah, me and you, Yeah yeah, I'd rather have sex than talk politics, I never liked my history teacher but I did fuck his daughter." Total crap but I was 18 and it was the eighties. Anywway i'm up there with the mic thinking I'm Jim Morrision and that's the last thing I remember. I woke up the next morning and everyone was gone and the venue was closed and there was a note pinned to my shirt that said, "you are fired. You suck and can't sing....So I learned my lesson, I formed a new band and took on the role of bass player and we did lots of covers and a few songs that i didn't write but wrote the words to. I loved doing Love Will Tear us Apart Peter Hook bass God and also Melt with you because of the bass solo slide. Other times they unhooked my bass and I just thumbed it with my hands to keep a beat along with the drummer, i mean i was part of the rythem section. This super hot day we played this out door music fest and we went on last. Me and the drummer, who was as crazy as me spent the whole day drinking these jugs of wine coolers, i don't know if they sell wine coolers anymore but back then you could get them in the soda size liters. When we came on the stage all these young girls rushed to the front, we were known for the best looking band with attitiude even if we were pretty bad at tuning the insturments, all the other bands hated us because their girlfrieds wanted to fuck us pretty bad. So all the girls come up to the front and I'm standing over them and the next thing I know three liters of raspberry wine cooler gets thrown up all over them. It came gushing out of my mouth. I think there might have been a veggie hamburger in there as well.

So Daily, I don't think you want me in your band.

In response to the song The Drugs Don't Work by The Verve, this girl replied, "Why don't you try shoving them up your nose Richard instead of your ass."

Okay, fair enough. I was curious. I feel like our group is stuck with the ultimate primodona! Your stories remind me of the first band I was in, Clickitat Way. Actually, we've been calling my new group that too, I really like that name. But the first C.W. I started when I was in high school and I hadn't even been playing guitar for 6 months, but I knew like 8 chords and I knew that I could arrange them in enough ways to make a few songs. So our first show we played 6 songs, all original and we sucked but for some reason people liked us and we were able to keep getting shows until we broke up 4 months after graduation. I have to say I kinda miss those days. Where I really didn't know shit about shit but thought I did and it was incredibly easy to have big dreams. These days I just hope to someday make a living. My how times change. We thought we were gonna be bigger than U2! That still makes me laugh!

Hey, don't be knockin The Verve. I took a couple gel tabs before their show in Chicago in '98 and they did the rest. It made me sad that they broke up. That show fucking blew my mind!!!

Well, I'm awfully glad I'm not the only one
here with an aversion to T.V...to me a VCR
is about as far as it goes. However it can
be real stigmatizing to be a non-T.V. person
in this society. I find most people just
don't get it, like I'm out of this entire
social loop because I don't watch T.V. It's
wild to me.
I used to watch T.V. a lot more in the early
90's, and even then I was mostly attached to
Comedy Central/Kids In The Hall. When I notice
T.V. now, or try watching it, it strikes me
how much WORSE it's actually gotten since
then. Really inane surreal crap.

I've got real mixed feelings on the Verve. I never would have gone back and tried to get into them had it not been for the Richard Ashcroft solo album which I loved. I got A Northern Soul and ended up really liking about half of it. Then I got Urban Hymns and found I didn't like it any better than when it came out and sold it. Most recently I got A Storm In Heaven and only liked a few songs but was intrigued by how much the sound actually mimics the sound of the Cocteau Twins at times. Not sure who produced that but they did an interesting job.

I thought Urban Hymns was great! I did like his solo album too. Have you ever heard No Come Down? It's all B-sides but there's some great shit on it. My favorite is the 9 minute long live version of Gravity Grave. It rocks so hard! If you ever got to see them live, they were amazing and that track captures the way I remember seeing them. Yeah, the TV. The Idiot Box. The boob tube. Brainwashing Inc. TV tells us what's cool. TV tells us what's new. TV tells us what's up. And why we should give a fuck. Our culture makes all these things true. But I wouldn't care if I never knew.