Pax Acidus Loves Young Bush, Who In America Doesn't

[mccutcheon]

I was at a party and met a few famous people and was told this over a bong hit (it was not stolen from RS!!) (ever notice how hot people who are not famous, like me, are so much better looking than hot people who are famous, like, oh I don't know famous people?) and this is from the chick on Friends who married Brad Pitt (they were a nice couple to meet, though Brad is a bit of a Frat Boy, though at least he has a better sense of huour) on Jenna Bush (who was busted for underage drinking) and interned this summer at the management firm that represents both Aniston and Brad Pitt: "We'd pass her in the hall, and Brad would say, 'Heyyy Jenna, wanna beer? I got one in the truck.'"

I like parties when famous people invite me because they like a story I wrote and say to me, "Man, someday you will be famous Dude, that was afunny shit ass story! Honey how did we find that story again?" And Jennifer says, "I'm computer literate, honey."

A note to other famous people who might find themselves in Seattle--Pax Acidus is open to coming to parties...we will even say we liked Rock Star!