more reigion

Tommy Martyn · Post by **Tommy Martyn** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:36 pm

"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart," - H. L. Mencken.

Tommy Martyn · Post by **Tommy Martyn** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:37 pm

I've got to learn to type. I really do.

marky · Post by **marky** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:54 am

Well that quote is good enough for me!!! !HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THE WOMAN I WORk WITH SAYS WE'RE DUE FOR A THIRD WOrld WAR!!! I'm NOT KIDDING@ AND SHE KNOWS NOSTRADAMUS AND A WOrld WAR and you can kill me in with a stupid flickknife in an alley if I don't agree with her.

marky · Post by **marky** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:57 am

I mean I'm not trying to say I'd go out with her right, but we work very closely together and we have the same sign, Pisces, so there's a strange committed connection there at times. We're linked almost against our will. And I should mention that she is probably about 20 years older than I. But never mind. It's not important. Wire are playing. I hope that makes us all happy.

marky · Post by **marky** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:59 am

TOMMY YOU KNOW THAT WIRE = ART SCHOOL, RIGHT?

YOu realize the pretentious risks?

marky · Post by **marky** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:00 am

Never mind, I'll buy you a beer. Hey is this pub talk? no, it isn't. Fuck I'm still not in the right part of paxacidus. Fuck it. I'm going to the other board now.

megapulse · Post by **megapulse** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 1:19 pm

okay so i've been waiting to reply to this because it gives my brain that itchy scratchy feeling, like yeah, that is sort of right, but i'm not sure . . . you know when you have a thought and absolutely can't articulate it.

well, you folks are pretty articulate, typ-os schmy-pos

look, mark, you've got to give up the astronomy stuff, i'm telling you, the hubby is a taurus, we're supposedly the worst pair of fools to ever think of coupling, and that may actually be true, but on tommy's birthday we'll be on lucky number seven, i mean seventeenth, hey tommy i'd bet you didn't think i could remember. i actually think the birthday's thing here is hilarious because i never remember dates, i am so bad with them that the hubby tatted our anniversary on his arm, no joke. and if i'm remembering correctly our anniversary is tommy's birthday, ahahahahaha!

so am i right or am i wrong, your birthday is monday! happy birthday!!!!

megapulse · Post by **megapulse** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 1:23 pm

oh, wait, astrology.

happy birthday tommy martyn

marky · Post by **marky** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:04 am

Well congrats Sarah! No one said it was impossible for an Aries an Taurus to have a successful marriage. Remember you could have other things in your charts that help things out too.

Also does this mean we can sing happy birthday to Tommy and embarass him? Please let's figure out something we can do to embarass him (rubs palms together, grinning).

megapulse · Post by **megapulse** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:26 pm

i think tommy's family should post naked baby pictures of him . . . i seem to remember him saying something about his kids in the bathtub, i bet some family member has naked baby pictures of tommy. . . that would be good.

i would not call us successful. i would call us still not divorced. no, he told me my feet were pretty today. who wouldn't love that taurus . . . i mean after seven years while watching my feet propped up he comes over and says . . . you have pretty feet. that's something else. we are not divorced because he's a great guy.

now how to make tommy blush?

marky · Post by **marky** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:28 pm

Well he's not piping up so I'll likely have to call him in a sec here.

That is great, Sarah, that he compliments your feet! An interesting thing to say, no? I know some folks have feet fetishes but I've never been able to understand that. I will say though that once when I was in my senior year of high school and it was nice spring sunny weather (well not like Seattle spring, Virginia spring is warmer) I was in class and I took off my shoe and started running the underside of my foot along the rim of my shoe and it felt kindof like masterbation. I always remembered that.

I just wanted to add that Aries and Taurus are actually right next to each other in the zodiac and I think that actually helps things. Every book I've read on this kind of thing says that when it comes to signs right next to each other it could go either way. I know that for me personally I feel a kind of affinity with folks on either side of my sign, but it's subtle.

Tommy Martyn · Post by **Tommy Martyn** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 11:50 pm

Yes, it's my birthday on the 17th. There is an old saying that by the age of 40 a man has the face he deserves. I'm 42 this time round. See what you think here.

http://www.tracycambron.com/DSCN1240.JPG

megapulse · Post by **megapulse** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:34 pm

mark, that story is interesting. the one about high school. ask tommy once you've been married, what tommy a good five years? nothing is strange or surprising, not even foot masterbation. i think there are supposedly some very sensual zones on the feet -- i have never been able to benefit from that however, i'm extremely ticklish and would be likely to kick someone's teeth out if they got nasty down there, way down there.

so okay but the dog and foot masterbation in the same thread that is weird, and i have a story about the hubby and foot masterbation of a dog . . . but i won't tell it that would make the hubby blush, not tommy, let's just say it was an accident, he was fourteen and at the house of the girl he was completely in hearts over, in front of her dad -- he wasn't really paying attention to the dog and trying to impress her dad, and that was a mistake.

tommy that dog is so cute!!

but i was hoping for naked baby pictures of tommy. did you have fat rolls? i did. they, that is my parents, called me jaws, which is really funny -- i looked like a mr. potato head with beautiful dresses on in all my baby pictures.

Tommy Martyn · Post by **Tommy Martyn** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:29 pm

I met Mrs Tommy in 1990 and married her in 1992. That seems to be as much as she can bear though, as she has asked for a divorce. Some of you already know this. We have a lot of stuff to untangle, so it is not just a case of filling a suitcase and heading out the door. As at time of writing we are headed to arbitration. If we can agree on most of the stuff there, (which is a free service) then we'll head to a lawyer (which is an extremely expensive service) and get it all written up and official. I will be looking after the kids for most of the time. I would never restrict any access Mrs Tommy wants - as long as she doesn't go off on a drinking binge like she did recently. And that's about it. By the end of the summer - if the house sells - I should be in a new place with the wee ones. It makes sense to stay in Cincinnati for now. Henry is happy in his school and we have the in-laws to help us.

How Henry handles all this is my big worry. We shall see. We shall see.

megapulse · Post by **megapulse** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:40 pm

oh, no tommy i'm so sorry and i feel like a big insensitive shit head. i'm really sorry i wouldn't have been teasing like that if i'd known.

good luck to your sweethearts that's going to be tough.

if you need any help, i know this is weird, but i'm off summers, let me know. really, that's terrible, i like everything you've told us about you and your fam a lot. i would never have guessed. i'm really really sorry. god, i've said some stupid things . . . ugghhh! i'm sorry!

i burnt tonight's rice and am going to lie and say it is fried rice . . . it tastes like puffed rice, you know the cereal? marriage is such a weird thing you know . . . it really is. it's hard to stay married especially when you burn the rice.

i don't know what to say, i'm just type blabbering . . .