Internets not a Fleetwood Mac song

Post by **mccutcheon** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 2:27 am

"I've heard rumors on the internets that we will have a draft."--Bushy

marky · Post by **marky** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 6:37 am

I know! Did you catch that? I mean I wasn't so sure I'd really heard him right, even though I know he's an idiot who flubs his words all the time. But Christ, internets???

Tommy Martyn · Post by **Tommy Martyn** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 3:24 am

Typical fucking liberals. Neither of you bothered to do the in depth research on this. Internets are small nets that cover lobster pots off the new england coastline. (The bush family have had a compound there for many years most notably during the (at least) 15 years of GWB's education (Andover Mass. Yale Conn. Harvard Mass) when he was growing up in Texas.) The lobster fishermen stay out for as long as it takes and radio signals give away the position of your nets to your rivals. To combat this it makes sense to communicate by leaving notes to your friends in the pots that they haul up. These "internets" are rife with rumours. Mostly about what your wife is doing while you are out at sea granted BUT in these troubling times no source of intelligence must go unreported. That's just what liberal types would like.

Maverick · Post by **Maverick** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 6:54 am

Tommy, you have a talent for witty misrepresentation

marky · Post by **marky** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:22 am

I've often wondered why it is that liberals don't seem to pepper their political discourse with "conservatives" as a dirty word the way conservatives pepper theirs with the insult "liberal" over and over. Not that I'm accusing Tommy of anything in particular, however I have wondered about this.

Tommy Martyn · Post by **Tommy Martyn** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:24 pm

You want the long answer or the short one?

sara · Post by **sara** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 11:55 pm

I would love to hear the long one.

Tommy Martyn · Post by **Tommy Martyn** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 5:52 am

Well there are two basic threads.

1) The English andamericans mean different things when they say Conservative in political terms.

2) Americans have changed radically what they mean by "conservative" since the Gingritch revolution.

Folks have filled books on this. Sara, when you come to the pax convention, I will deliver a paper on this. (It is a rule that everyone has to deliver a paper at the convention)

Maverick · Post by **Maverick** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 8:21 pm

are breasts an acceptable topic for a paper?

Tommy Martyn · Post by **Tommy Martyn** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:26 pm

Mav,

are you looking for an excuse to talk at length about your baps? I know they are perfectly sculpted with sensitive perky nipples. You're always going on about them when you're in your cups. It is my feeling that, although there is no such thing as Pax censorship,this is not a suitable topic.

Maverick · Post by **Maverick** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:38 pm

Actually, I was planning on a discourse about yours...I planned on asking how you keep them in such good shape so close to 40...