Howie Long, Howie Long will I have to sing this song- U2

[mccutcheon]

"To be in an eight-by-eight cell in beautiful, sunny Guantanamo Bay, is not inhumane treatment"- Donald Rumsfeld.

The pyschopath actually thinks he is giving these towel heads a holiday.

[martino]

good morning my friend. what the hell you doing up so early?

[mccutcheon]

Sometimes I get up in the middle of the night and see what you are typing while I sleep. Glad you are back. It's weird while you were away getting the shit kicked out of you Tommy was posting alot, now I think he is moving to the Midwest.

Martino, New York is fucking great, I get off on it and am having a blast. If business brings you this way again jump on the chance. I'm learning many places we could go and get into trouble, the kind that leads to pleasure and not black eyes.

[Nick Carraway]

yo, mc cutcheon, if the crew ever sways through North Carolina you should come by my house, we could throw the biggest party ever! send me a message if you ever figure you might head through or to NC, and you are always welcome here in my home, i like your style, i'm not like those faggot lover boy suck up kids who follow some guy they admire around all the time, that's just sad, but i am just saying that we have a lot in common in terms of living and it would be cool to chill with Mc Cutcheon Sloth and all the other pretty girls you guys chill with........... okay, so if i freaked you out just delete this post and ban me from the forums and erase me from the earth or something, but just read this

[martino]

thanks again for the invite mc.

my plans for nyc have been postponed. most definitely i want to make it later this year, perhaps in early summer vacation time. i miss the US and have a real urge to get to nyc once a year.

[mccutcheon]

great I'll be waiting. and this time I won't be moving to the Evil Heat and I have my own place.

[marky]

Nick, you seem like a smart guy and I think that's pretty cool you've posted here. But please, let's leave the word "faggot" at the door, eh? I can't see the need to resort to that, here.

[mccutcheon]

Thanks for the kind words Nick. I felt gay all day. A lot of the girls pictured on the site are now either married, not talking to me anymore or both. You'll have to get your own...

[mccutcheon]

...and bring them over.

[bfj]

hey i must be one of those suck up (bigomist word)s. Last time I saw Mc. We made out. No beautiful girls around. Just a lot of puppets and man love. so don't think he'll get you laid Nick. Nobody gets anyone laid. They keep them all for themselves. I don't work all day and give my pay check to some dude who sat around smoking pot all day on my couch.

[Nick Carraway]

haha, true

McC there are no girls around here man... i'm in one of those small towns where everyone has bad teeth and wear rebel flags around

SOMEONE KIDNAP ME AND TAKE ME TO NEWYORKKKK

[Sloth]

puppets and man love?

[mccutcheon]

I could have had sex with the puppet girl but Ryan wanted to kiss me to make up for Marci. I said, what they hey. And also he meet Johnny Boilermaker.

[Maverick]

What the fuck? this thread makes very little sense! Maybe I need more Flinstones and aspirin...

[Nick Carraway]

hahaha, gotta love the flinstones and the aspirin!

ohh, ANNOUNCEMENT.......

I will be leaving paxacidus for a little while because I have to sort out some internet issues at my house. I will return as soon as possible. Hope you guys miss me, just not too much.