Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

my printer, for whatever reason, is apparently not printing. or printing only in white. I have a huuuge paper due tomorrow - which is already made worse because I have to be like "umm... I had a theory, and then I did some research, and now it looks like I can't figure out what the hell I was thinking in the first place"
but it doesn't even make that much sense - cvause I can't ge the stupid paper to print. So I'm gonna go cry and drink the entire bottle of wine...

argh!