Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

Do YOU care whether you are drunk or not?

I mean pissed for the UKers. I'm going to see Billy Bragg tomorrow night, I'm so excited I could burst. Stuart may be going too. But Marky is a bad boy he is not in the forum so he is OFF TOPIC! OFF TOPIC! THE RED ALARM SOUNDS LOUDLY IN THE HALLWAY TO ALERT US ALL THAT MARKY IS OFF TOPIC AND THE SIREN GETS LOUDER AND LOUDER....BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP just like a loud car alarm, there is no mercy because Marky is off topic and he's being poked by many fingers in accusation.

HAHAHAHAH

I know what happens now, I accept my fate. Weeks on end of nothing but Air Supply records as punishment for me being off topic.

*weeps*

Okay, seriously. I want time off for good behavior. No more than 2 weeks of Air Supply okay? The hell has to end somewhere.