Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

and I'm FUCKING PISSED. Okay?
I'm supposed to meet my friend at the pub in a fucking hour and a half and I can't imagine how I'm going to get there because I am about to pass out.

Where's my fuckin' glasses? I almost lost them earlier. Thank god I KNOW WHERE THEY ARE NOW.

I AM PISSED.

you are one strange but interesting bird, marky, i gotta give it to you. you are definitely not boring.

okay well i hope you all have a nice one and do not buy anything produced by the devil. i mean rick rubin. i'm kidding rick rubin is not the devil he's just deviled up the music, i mean there's nothing left, the fucker. he killed country, rap, and metal -- all of our countries greatest genres, depending on who you are talking to, he took a shit in.

there is the terrible new pearl jam song that only, a mother, or a real fan would love because no one else is going to spend the time trying to figure out what the hell eddie vedder is saying. and it is free for downloading if i could figure out how to do it i would. god love pearl jam even if eddie is an asshole. and i'm not sure he is.

ps marky, get one of those grannie chains for your glasses, seriously, i dare ya.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Incidentally you don't sound like the Sarah I know - are you someone else in disguise?

Honestly I think a grannie chain would only complicate matters, I really do.

aren't we all someone else in disguise?

no, i mean i don't know which sarah's you know. but i am the same person who has posted here i think for something like half a dozen years. i guess maybe i've changed who knows. you have that's for sure. i remember a mark years ago who wouldn't even say where he was from in virginia because we are on the internet -- now you're asking people to give out their phone numbers on line. you know folks do change, but whether i'm the sarah you know is i guess very debatable.

you are very funny and endearing though.

I wasn't trying to get anyone to give out their phone number online, Sarah. I haven't given out mine so why would I expect anyone else to? I asked you if you wanted drunk messages, and you replied politely that you didn't. Big deal.

Drunk messages aren't for everyone. It's just up to the person.

Drunk messages aren't for everyone. It's just up to the person.

as are most things i think, you know.

and true. right, it's not a big deal. it's really not.

i didn't think you were trying to do anything other than what you were doing, i'm just saying. . . you seemed to be a lot more cautious when i initially started reading your posts here and now it's like you've just cut loose and it's really cool.

maybe you've always been cut loose fancy free losing your glasses in the full moon kind of person, i don't know, i don't know you, and it's cool. i like it like that. . .

and i like that when you say, i'm pissed, you do not mean i am ready to take your head off, you just mean, i'm drunk and ready to call pixie. you're a nice interesting person mark whose posting style has changed . . . as much as i guess mine has. and that is all i meant. big deal is right.

so are you pissed or what? if so on what?

it's a funny expression. interesting. i think there could be a funny poem about connotation, denotation, colloquialisms, and getting pissed.

if i could be pissed, losing my glasses, and looking at the moon it'd be on several shots of tequila because that's how i get properly pissed, as you say. . . not pissed as we say . . .

so i've thought about it some more and what i think is i'm leaving for honduras in two weeks and if you want / need to talk / drunk dial you can try me at

1.434.770.3055

that's my number, i rarely leave my phone on and don't know how to check my messages because i forgot my password. everyone who knows me complains about the lack of telephone skill usage all the way around that i have, but it's like i tell them, it's nothing personal i just don't like talking on the phone . . . in the off chance that you need /want /get inspired by bacchus or whatever and call and my phone is on we'll chat i suppose in the next two weeks if not, then not

have a nice st. patrick's -- wear green or someone'll pinch ya -- if that's what you believe in. and i'll be posting here so it's not like you can't "talk" / drunk message board all of us and delight us in words with how you lost your glasses in the moonlight.