Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

So I went to my website ... because J and I will probably start our silly little project on that domain in a month or so (God I'm a bitch, starting a project on the domain from my ex.. ha! I hope he reads it and cries... no... really I don't ... okay, it would make me feel just a teeny bit happy)
eitherway and I click on the guestbook which is not the old guestbook and some freeware shit or whatever the ex left there. There were a ton of ads and shit ...
but among the 70 something entries there were like three ads for xanax ... does this imply I need xanx or something?

Yes. You are a fucking nerd.

Just remember - nerds do have the absoulte best sex.

And for a nerd - I am fucking beautiful.

I am beautiful for a sloth.

for a nerd my brain is very fried.

and I had the weridest experience; some pretty blonde woman was like "hey kandikid" and petting me all night .... wtf ...
she was pretty tho' ... I think ....