Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

absolutely straddl9ing the knife and bonncing from here to there, and all the depressing music i can sinkinto my ears. waiting for the pizza and the girl. jack visited yesterday and somehow i faded and with newsnowfalin i found my self though the snowande i can''t belie3ve we survivewd the last seventy pages of mt novewl but we live on the edge to speak odf the edge amd ypu better write about this one too. fuck that sporadix whwl of a city and i'm not talking about fucxkin guadalahara. prely ranting throw the jew down the well but ... yeah i'm a sucker for the fucked up eyes..l..........................................................

Cry yours mate, its over.

Stop me if you've heard this one before.............

A long time ago, before Tragic Pixie was born, before Mav was a sex god and Martino kept offering himself up as a sacrifice. Back when McC was just a tiny strand of DNA with giant blue eyes. Back then, Dudley Moore (Yes, that Dudley Moore) was part of a double act with Peter Cooke. One of their more famous sketches revolved around two characters called Derek and Clive. There are various D&C audio and video thingies around.

From the "record" called, "Derek and Clive get the Horn" comes the sketch, "You Cunt." The whole thing lasts a few minutes and consists almost exclusively of the words, fucking and cunt. I often recite it when I"m pissed.

I hope someday to witness that, because it sounds quite entertaining. THen again, Tommy is entertaining whether sober or pissed. THe only part I hate is when he makes me feel like he knows so much more about my country than I do. Then I go watch the news for a couple of days to try to catch up, get bored, and go back to watching the simpsons.

Everything I've ever learned about America I learned from watching the Simpsons. Real life doesn't get any more real than that.