Shit brown alert

Tommy Martyn · Post by **Tommy Martyn** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 1:03 am

So,

Peter Frampton and his kids drove to the airport to greet Mrs Frampton. She had been in England for a week. The kids were beside themselves with anticipation. Much more so than for the visit of santa claus last month - which was nice to see. We were in the lane for the arrivals when a cop stepped out and directed about 20 cars into another lane. We then had to pull up to a checkpoint. At the checkpoint the "security officer" walked round to the back of my station wagon opened the door and then closed it and waved me on.

I state openly that this was a complete fucking waste of time and did fuck all to deter any kind of attack except those perpetrated by drunk retards. Feel free to disagree.

marky · Post by **marky** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 7:27 am

The fuckers shouldn't fuck with Frampton!
ROCK ON DUDE!

Hey this is pub talk, folks, I'm allowed to get a little wild & crazy up in here!

Pass the beer nuts.

marky · Post by **marky** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 7:35 am

Anybody got change for the jukebox? Let's put on some really cheezy Led Zeppelin tune. How about Stairway To Heaven. We'll laugh our way through the whole thing, just you watch.

My friend from Glasgow says he likes to play all this crap American stuff at his pub when he gets pissed - like Springsteen's Born To Run.

Good god. I'd have to be drunk that appreciate that.

Hey Sloth that bold button above doesn't work correctly. when I push the button it starts the bracket AFTER what I typed. So I have to cut and paste it correctly. I don't understand. why oh I get it. you just can't move the cursor BACK in a paragraph and do it. you have to know IN ADVANCE that you want to make some text bold

RIGHT, THEN. what the fuck were we talking about? Oh yes. The men in blue. Or black or whatever it is. The bastards. The authority figures trying to save us from terrorism. Whatever. I don't know, man! Have a beer for god's sake. Just one. Or two. Or four. But no more than that.

[Yells at bartender] "Where are them beer nuts! Ain't this a RED STATE?" ha hahahahahahhaaaaaa

Post by **mccutcheon** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 7:42 am

Marky and Tommy in great form together, forever!

Post by **Sloth** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 1:12 pm

fucked up!

marky · Post by **marky** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 9:24 am

I thought of you tonight Tommy because I went for a walk around greenlake about 9 pm and as I was walking I saw something up ahead that I simply couldn't believe. A COP CAR was driving along the path next to greenlake! I mean how strange, intrusive and intimidating is that? So I stepped off the path to let it by and as it did, a dog barked at me from inside the car. It drove by about two more times as I walked around the lake. I mean, what did he expect to find around greenlake? I can't imagine. I just found it really irritating. All I wanted to do was get some exericise. I would have seriously been pissed off if he'd said anything to me.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 4:11 pm

the terrorists have a submarine in there didn't ya know?

Tommy Martyn · Post by **Tommy Martyn** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 8:53 pm

Greenlake is a top spot for the flashing community.

A couple of summers ago I was at the wading pool when this guy turned up and stripped down to his shorts and lay down by himself in the middle of the spashing infants. You want to see grown ups get agitated and angry in a very short space of time? Then start to act very weird around their almost naked babies. He left shortly after, with a hundred pairs of eyes burning a hole in his back. If he had stayed a little longer then things would have got nasty.

Tommy Martyn · Post by **Tommy Martyn** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:04 pm

I should also mention that the toilets by the off leash area (behind the tennis courts) are a notorious cruising hangout for the gay toilet crowd. I learned this the "hard" way. I needed to use the bathroom whilst out with the dogs and Henry. In those days he was strapped into a carry thing on my chest. I must have delayed about 50 blow jobs whilst chaining my dogs up and unstrapping the baby and taking a leek. Then going through the whole palaver in reverse. A line was forming as I finally left the building.

As intrusive as the cops are around the lake, this is one of those times when the in-your-face visibility is warranted. There are a lot of women who like to walk/run/excercise round the lake. I'm sure they are a glad of a police presence after dark.

Tommy Martyn · Post by **Tommy Martyn** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:10 pm

I should also mention that I did see Peter Frampton live. He played guitar for David Bowie on the glass spider tour. (They went to the same high school - in London. How could she say I sounded like her)

Marky, have you ever seen the documentary, New Order Play at home. They made it themselves. I saw it years ago on Granada TV. AsK about it on your music sites. Sewe if anybody else remembers it. Tony Wilson gets interviewed in the bath. You can see his willie!

You will be pleased to know that I get Henry to sing "Shot by both sides." He does the "wanna runaway" bit at the end. I take the part of Devoto. Who knows where it will all lead?