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Sloth
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Post by Sloth »

Once again I am sorry to have deleted the posts. It was thoughtless and inconsiderate and I promise never to do it again. It makes me as bad as Marcelline. I was just following orders, mind you, but I executed them poorly.
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Tom
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oh

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did somebody just invoke the Nuremburg defense?

in any case-it was all for the best.
If I'm making any sense, then I haven't made myself clear.
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I'm glad I'm on Google.
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Next time I will use the Chewbacca defense.

There are no Wookiees on Endor. It just doesn't make sense. If the condom doesn't fit, then you must acquit.
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the chewy defense:

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great idea!

w should use that, too.
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Post by marky »

Nice try, Sloth. But only the bottle of vodka knows. We should all kneel around the bottle of vodka and show our respect for it lest evil spirits curse us for our irreverance. Repeat after me: Ommmmmmmmm
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Mark ... I am to please with what little humor I can come up with. Personally, I hope one day a grand gathering of all who are Pax Acidus comes to fruition. Imagine the debauchery of it all.
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I vote that we all trash your house.
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Post by Tommy Martyn »

Actually, we could all meet here at my place. The Ohio licence plate slogan is "the heart of it all." I can ship the kids out for a week and the assorted drunks, queers, perverts and krauts could all crash here. We woud have plenty of room. We'll probably have a screened in porch next summer. We've already got a swingset and slide and an unused basketball hoop. We could have a poetry workshop!
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My apartment would be welcome to any but most would find this town dull & my place way to tiny.

Ohio would be a good middle to meet in. Now just get your damned state to go Kerrry!
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Post by bfj »

wow a swingset, a slide, and an unused basketball hoop; plus all the money they give you for living in ohio. you must be fucking loaded!
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Is there a fort? No deal unless there's a fort.
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We have a series of castles which are under permanent attack from legions of dragons. (who have also formed an alliance with a gang of renegade dinosaurs)
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Ohio pays me twice. Once for living here and once for not bringing over any of my fucking awful family.
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Post by Tommy Martyn »

With regards to the basketball hoop. It has a handle on it so you can crank the basket down. Why don't they do this with the ones on TV? Then we wouldn't be treated to the spectacle of genetic freaks parading around between time outs and date rapes for half the year.
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