Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

Can't we all just get along?



Melon head?

I saw a porno once in which someone fucked a watermelon

let's seem them. I'd do anything you asked of me.

hmm would you now...
*considers*

Tommy,

That quote:

"That which does not kill, me makes me stronger"

Is normally attributed to Nietzsche.

Yes it is. It is also a cliche now.

That's why I wrote:

"What doesn't makes us stronger usually kills us" - Derf Ehcsztein

Don't fuck with Derf!

I thought I had made that clear. Sorry. I really enjoyed telling this right wing fathead that Mr Liddy was not as smart as he thought he was.

i do have a giant melon head. i am joining a new gym that just opened up a few months ago. maybe they can recommend an exercise to lower the size of my giant melon head.

i do also like giant mugs of guinness.

what happened to / with marcelline.

and anyway: what is it with these people who come here, post a whole lot for maybe one month, and then leave, never to be heard of again, after telling us everything about their existential life crises? really strange, man.

i miss rosie too. and no wise crack from you now, mc.

Sloth kicked Marcy off.

It took me awhile, Sloth, but I'm on to you with this Derf stuff. You funny trickster, you! I'm sure glad someone messed with that cliche, too - I am sooooo freakin' sick of that one.

Now what the hell is Myke talking about when he says

i then check the board and see all of the myriad of posts relating to me, my sexuality, and matt groping tom's crotch. and btw ... tom is the one who said matt stuck his tongue down his throat at the concert.

???? Was this part of the post that went missing with Marcelline in it? If so, I'm mad, now. Damnit I missed ALL this!

Myke I am just as glad as Tom was that you described it all. I think you've done a good deed for Paxacidus.

And you are right Martino it is weird the way people come and go. I've wondered about Rosie, too but in all honesty I tend to think she's probably happier now. We were just a stop for her on her journey to wherever...

Sarah's another story. I do hope I didn't fuck up whatever advice it was that I was supposed to give her. (frankly I hated the fact that it seemed everyone was pointing their fingers at me to be the one to give advice - well not EVERYONE but her and McC - what was up with that? I was just trying to have some beers and smoke some fun like I always am here - I am not a SHRINK PEOPLE I am not even a marriage counselor or anything at all okay?) Arrgh. I just hope we haven't heard the last of her and that she's okay.

I really wish I hadn't given my camera phone to that girl at the bar.

Will Matt and I ever live this pic down??

How did I ever exist in this world before Google Image Search???