Anybody notice???

Post by **Sloth** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:40 pm

Shit head?

I don't remember that part of the conversation.

Speaking of shit heads, what did you do to Myke? Don't lead on a 300 pound homosexual and then tell him you don't want to talk to him anymore. I think you hurt his feelings. You and Tom are making him jealous.

Post by **Sloth** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:43 pm

Oh yeah... and you didn't call me I called you ya shit head.

Post by **Sloth** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 12:09 am

Okay my round. What'll yer hav ya cunts?

Myke115 · Post by **Myke115** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:09 am

First of all, fuckheads, it was matthew mccutcheon pape who was calling me every 2 minutes after the Morrisey concert. I couldn't understand a word he said as he was shouting incoherently. All I could hear was Tom in the background going "don't say that". Then I finally got Matt to hand Tom the phone and while Tom was talking on the phone in the pub he kept going "matt's pointing at me. he thinks we're talking about him". All was fine but I did finally have to cut my phone off so I could get some sleep.

Round 2 ... Matt calls at work today to find out if I was pissed from his drunken dials. I told him it was all good and I couldn't tell most of what he was saying the night before anyway. I had to get back to work though. Big state compliance review coming up Wed. Later in the day 10 mintues before a staff meeting about the review, my phone rings but I don't answer due to the time. I check the voicemail on my way out of work and get a rambling message from matt that goes "mykey where are you? i just wanted to let you know i posted some sorta mean shit about you on the bbofbb. now you're not answering your phone so i'm wondering if you're mad. it's not a good sign" ... now what the fuck?? i couldn't answer the phone and i don't have general 'net access at work so i hadn't even seen the board. i'm exhausted when i get home so i cut my phone off and crash on the couch. i get up check my voice mail and 2 more calls from matt expressing frustration that i had not answered so i must be mad, damn it! what the hell ever. i then check the board and see all of the myriad of posts relating to me, my sexuality, and matt groping tom's crotch. and btw ... tom is the one who said matt stuck his tongue down his throat at the concert. multi-sexual i say. but ain't it all good? why does anyone care anyway?

so what i have learned:

1) answer my phone immediately lest someone think i'm mad or perhaps dead.

2) tom's dick is bigger than matt's

3) my head looks like a giant melon which must be why sloth thinks i weigh 300lbs. (though i only weigh 203)

4) matt needs for me to label myself so he can feel fullfilled

5) i turned 37 today and didn't even get a damned t-shirt from pax acidus.

TragicPixie · Post by **TragicPixie** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 5:04 am

merry birthday then Myke *flashes you her tits or something like that*

Post by **Sloth** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 2:20 pm

Myke, a work of advice. When Mc calls me and I can't understand nine of the first ten words, I normally hang up and turn off the cell phone. He normally leaves a nice recap on the voice mail like...

HEY YOU CUNT... MUTHERFUCKER... BLAH BLAH BLAH...(more rambling and then a sigh of disgust and hangs up)....

Round three. Wait... it's Tom's round. Make mine a Guinness. Tom what's your version of the story or are you wishing you never met the Mcman?

- "What doesn't makes us stronger usually kills us" - Derf Ehcsztein

Maverick · Post by **Maverick** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 5:39 pm

hey, my birthday passed a month ago, and I didn't get a tit flash! I believe the sloth had a birthday recently too, so that means Pixie owes us 2 more tit flashes...none of that text crap either, we need a picture for the BB of BB archives.

Just be friends again, Myke and McC. No one can stay mad at Matt, he's got that maddening intangible charm that allows him to piss you off, but not permanently, annoy you in such a way that makes a funny story later, and slobber all over you in a way that is embarassing, yet really is just his alcohol-lubricated way of telling you that he'd do anything for you. And yeah, sometimes you just have to turn off your phone, especially when he's ranting about cock sizes.

TragicPixie · Post by **TragicPixie** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 5:49 pm

ahhh but I had a birthday a week or so ago... what do I get hm??? (Aside from being old)

Maverick · Post by **Maverick** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 5:58 pm

If you ask nicely, I'm sure McCutcheon and Tom will flash some meat. Combined 16 inches of it.

Forget the naked rugby calendar. How about the naked Pax acidus calendar? Instead of raising money for whatever the hell those old calendar girls were trying pay for, how about "all proceeds to be used for sex, drugs, and alcohol".

There just need to be a few more women who post here to pose with.

Maverick · Post by **Maverick** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 5:59 pm

...or maybe pixie just has to pose with all of the guys

Tommy Martyn · Post by **Tommy Martyn** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 8:45 pm

In a past life, when I was working in an industrial plant in Indianapolis, a bloke I worked with shared the following nugget of wisdom.

"That which does not kill, me makes me stronger."

He was also able to furnish me with the source. Yes, you guessed it: Gordon Liddy, the Watergate "Plumber" and now right wing radio talk show host.

I was able to put him right about that .

Myke115 · Post by **Myke115** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 10:21 pm

Pixie ... Thanks, babe. I shall take you up on the tit flash if we ever meet in the flesh (so to speak).

Sloth ... I see you've been thru the same thing. I must have reach a point of privlege on Matthew's ladder of friends if I'm getting Sloth worthy drunk dials.

Maverick ... Matt & I were never not friends! I swear! I wasn't even mad. I just couldn't answer my phone at work 10 minutes before a staff meeting!

It's really quite all good. I do agree, though, that Pixie must post a picture of her boobies ... no text imitations. It's only fair.

And where is my Pax Acidus t-shirt??? Lately, I feel like I actually deserve my member card.

TragicPixie · Post by **TragicPixie** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 10:33 pm

pffftt......

and what would you boys do if I did post a picture of my lovely little gems hmm?

... and for some odd reason the idea of doing it really amuses me.

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 10:57 pm

I really must stop talking on the phone when Matt hands me it.

I remember NOTHING about talking to Myke at that last pub.

Thank God Myke is willing to recap every single detail and his feelings on it.

Phew.

Now-I think this Pax acidus calendar is a good idea.
Just be sure to put me on Page 9 and Matt on Page 6.

Myke115 · Post by **Myke115** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:05 pm

wow. i don't answer my cell phone, people think i'm mad, i try to explain and that sux too. i don't get it. it must have something to do with my giant 300lbs melon head. maybe if i get a haircut it'll lighten things up a bit.