Up the ass

[mccutcheon]

Since it seems I'm the only fuck head who posts anymore I'm putting it everywhere. It's not the truth and nothing but the truth. But it is my truth.
I'm watching the new Stepford Wives. This is a movie I personally worked on. I hate the Hollywood remake, but this thing is so far from the original they should have had the balls to call it something else. And I gotta say it is actually good. And the first half of the film is predominantly about Artistic Misfit Idealists, NYC, Television, The Septic Tank of America, Jews, Gays, and Love.
The second half of the film is all about how Americans are all robots and sheep asleep to the outside world, and that they don't know what is good for them, or how they kill and are detested, and how all Americans care about is image, money, status, wealth, money, and money.
No wonder it didn't do well in the theatre.
Think about it, this is a film that makes fun of gay Republicans. To para-frizzle-prahse they say a Gay Republican is like a gay guy purposely having a bad haircut. And I remember a time when Tom said he was gonna vote for W. I'm so glad that we have slept together and that I love him. Because only when you have had man meat inside of you banging away, and then after the boy is nice enough to cuddle, can you truly forgive him. I forgive you Tom and can't wait to slip my tongue deep into your mouth and anus. This Thanksgiving as we rejoice in genocide slaughter I will be residing Tom's drumstick all the way to the Bible belt.

America. Land that I love. Why do you hate people? Well, you have spoken and it is just too bad for you. You have a potty mouth and your shit stinks. I will not be giving you kisses or a ream job. Thanks for sodomizing it all up for the kids.

[martino]

you're off-topic and you're using the wrong drugs, pull yourself together

[mccutcheon]

read the Scribbles version. it mentions Johnny Cash. I love you. And am I fucked? Really?

[mccutcheon]

and did you see that Rosie posted after a year? I was thinking about her the other day. I was jacking off about my top 5 blow jobs and her face/ my cock came into my fantasy.

[Maverick]

I'm not sure if thats the way to reconcile with someone, but then again, you are McCutcheon and tend to get away with that shit. Lucky bastard.

[Tommy Martyn]

Top 5 is as high as she could get.

Here are the other four.

Father Francis. In the vestry of St Domincs (You never forget your first)

Your brother.

Your sister.

Your mum.

Forgive me if I have got the order wrong we were both a bit pissed the night you confessed to me.

[martino]

you know i love you too, it's just that my teutonic side finds it every now and then satisfying to tell you to settle down fer chrissakes.

now as to rosie. alas (or fortunately, this being a philosophical question) i haven't had the pleasure to meet her so i cannot share your particular masturbatory fantasy. but thanks for the image.

[marky]

"you know i love you too, it's just that my teutonic side finds it every now and then satisfying to tell you to settle down fer chrissakes."

I wanted to tell him the same thing, Martino but just hadn't quite found the right words yet (and haven't had time anyway, since I am supposed to hit the books every single waking hour of my day when I'm not working!) You put it into words for me and I thank you. To be honest, I would prefer not to see that sort of thing posted here, although I realize I don't have any power to censor things.

[mccutcheon]

what kind of things posted where? Oh boy!

[mccutcheon]

I've been getting phone calls from Sloth in Texas. He asked what I was doing. I said taking valium, drinking wine and making love. It is such a nicer way to spend an evening than having to eat pussy for the next bump. Not that that is the worst way to get drugs. But at least this time I didn't look up from the love triangle and see Kyle starin' at me. Goin' down for the cocaine like a whore. I told him to tell Mrs. Sloth- now that is Jonsein'. Then we laughed at our inside jokes. He will be here in 7 days.

If Martino and Marky don't approve- don't read. This is the same advice I tell the Bush twins.

We will be filming at 5.

[marky]

But what I wonder about Sloth is - he had said awhile back that he would only have kids when he was in Texas or some such thing. I figured he meant "never" at the time he said it.
Just out of sheer curiosity, does this means he plans to have little sloths now that he's been in Texas?